shalafi,

Had one named “FBI Surveillance Van #3”. I know, not so creative even 10-years ago, but read on.

Guy at the end of the street sold weed. He was telling my neighbor to be on the lookout, there was an FBI van cruising around. Being at the end of the street, my signal faded in and out like it was moving. Dude was freaked the fuck out.

philpo,

I had one with my countrys version of the “Van”. Then ubiquity had a zero day exploit become public knowledge back then and someone renamed the SSID “NotThePolice”. Didn’t do anything else. Just that.

shandrakor,

When I use my phone hotspot it is named RCMP Surveillance Horse

SlurpDaddySlushy,

ItHertzWhenIP

jigsaw250,

Damn you, I snorted a bit in public.

slowwooderrunsdeep,

I just changed mine to porqueFi, I thought it was clever…

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

I also like whyNotFi.

Mr_Dr_Oink,

Its a yes from me!

Canopyflyer,

ITHertzwhenIP

corsicanguppy,

8hz&IP

hypnotic_nerd,
@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

“404 Network Unavailable” and “FBI Surveillance Van

paradiso,

Lol I’m definitely stealing that fbi one, I love fucking with paranoid people

shalafi,

You gonna love my story then:

old.lemmy.world/comment/5993464

janus2,
@janus2@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

my go-to is “net-twerk”

TheGalacticVoid,

TellMyWiFiLoveHer

YooperJeff,

Ours is OohAahFhqwhgads

gamermanh,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

For a while mines been:

“Free Public WiFi” for my secure main network

“Secure Home Network No Touchy” as my open guest network

MountainGoat,

One of my older ones was “WeDontHaveWifi” because people would say “what’s your wifi?” and we would tell them that and sometimes they would say “ohh, ok” and not ask for the password, haha. Password, incidentally, was “whatPassword?”

SacrificedBeans,

At my old house, mine was NeverGonnaGiveYouUp. Nobody continued it for all the five years I was there, as far as I could tell :(

PowerCore7,

███████ Scratch off for password

KittDJW,

ICanHearYouSnoringFromHere

suckmyspez,

Internet Explorer

Panurge987,

I lived in the hood for a while, and a neighbor’s wifi was called CrackWhoreNet.

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