I am to celebrate new years eve alone. How can I celebrate solo?

For reasons I may not disclose freely on the internet. I am going to celebrate new years eve this year by myself. Does anyone know of ways to solitarily celebrate new years eve?

Note: Englisch is not my first language

Edit: Thank you all so much for the responses. I ended up making it a good movie night, and watched the count down on tv. Along with some retro video games, plus pizza. All things considered it was a night well spent!

Corkyskog,

If you don’t have a lot of money, you could try masturbating every hour until midnight. Conversely, if you do have a lot of money, you could also try doing that.

bionicjoey,

If you have a lot of money you can also have someone do it for you. Treat yo self!

ChefTyler1980,

That would not be celebrating new years alone, though.

bionicjoey, (edited )

That’s like saying if you order a pizza on NYE then you aren’t celebrating alone because the pizza delivery guy is there.

snaprails,
@snaprails@lemmy.world avatar

But will be give you one off the wrist?

intensely_human,

If they stay below table level, you can pretend they’re a droid

Fake4000,

Get yourself a good dinner takeaway, favourite drink, choose a movie you would like to watch, and end it with some retro video games of needed.

LillyPip,

Me: shitty fast food, cheapish beer, and watching the Star Wars 1978 holiday special.

It’s all uphill from here.

Potatisen,

The game after everything is the way to go, also put some time into figuring out a good movie!

SheerDumbLuck,

Be warned, take out/ delivery on NYE usually takes 1-2 hours longer if you’re in the city. Lots of cancellations too. It might ruin your evening.

victorz,

Excellent warning. Might want to order very early in the day and reheat if necessary, if it’s good enough/worth it.

Welp, too late now.

andrew,

Start with a 2013 video game and end with a 2014 video game after midnight.

A_Random_Idiot,

Drink heavily, masturbate furiously, and fall asleep in a puddle of your own shame by 9pm.

ColonialSpore,

This is what the Internet is for. Nice!

ohlaph,

9PM? Common now, what’s wrong with 9AM?

Notyou,

If you start drinking early enough then you can take a nap and be ready for the evening drinking.

heyfrancis,

My grandpa told me not to listen to a random idiot in the internet.

SoupBrick,

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/adbe3389-c329-41e1-991f-066508f12216.webp

tabularasa,

Yes, this.

Wiz,

That’s suicide by pickles

EdibleFriend,
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Plot the downfall of the bourgeoisie.

uriel238,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

THE RULING CLASS WILL TREMBLE BEFORE COMMUNIST REVOLUTION! 『 Bolshevik chorus swells 』 WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT OUR CHAINS!

intensely_human,

I like to pronounce that word “bourgeoisie” just to piss people off

someguy3,

With star trek.

khan_shot_1st,

Fun will now commence.

AstridWipenaugh,

What do you do any other night you’re alone? Do that. NYE isn’t special.

voidMainVoid,

It’s traditional to play lots of video games. Trust me on this one.

ohlaph,

Two years ago, I played Terraria, last year was Valheim, and this year I’m still deciding. I might play Valheim again. I’m working on a base that is absolutely huge.

What will you be playing?

TheSlad,

Eat a healthy homemade dinner, go to bed early, sleep well, and wake up the next day feeling great and ready to take on the new year.

balderdash9,

Bottle of champaign and watch some fireworks

Potatisen,

Champagne?

balderdash9,

Don’t mind if I do

Chee_Koala,

Champayne

BlitzKrieg2552,

Shampain

NotSteve_,

Shampaggin

don,

Fake hurting.

intensely_human,

Actually it’s a french word. It means “fake bread”

feedum_sneedson,

Christmas, New Year’s Eve, birthdays; you name it buddy. I lie down and try to fall asleep by 7pm.

capt_wolf,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

My alone NYE when the wife is working is typically a dinner of hors d’oeuvres type foods, made throughout the night. Cheese and crackers, some summer sausage if I have it, puff pastries with spinach or Buffalo chicken, pigs in a blanket, mozzarella sticks, maybe some samosas, even pizza rolls. For entertainment, a good video game or two and several of the NYE streams on YouTube to make fun of.

Looking forward to seeing how God awful the Planet Fitness show is this year! Dick Clark and Casey Kasem are both rolling in their graves tomorrow night for sure.

Socsa,

Has anyone said masterbate furiously?

Steve,

Yes

SendMePhotos,

Violently

ExtraMedicated,

Try to time it so that you go off at exactly midnight.

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Each timezone.

pineapplelover,

Almost too much it’s concerning

Magzmak,

LOTR marathon drinking game

Anticorp,

Get hammered, play Baldur’s Gate 3, pass out at 3am.

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