SattaRIP,
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I become capable of doing everything I want to, when I want to do it, instead of overthinking and second guessing myself.

I then work my way up to becoming an uploaded intelligence and abolishing capitalism. /s

Mandy,

My love care and empathy for other people has made me the most lovable woman in my country and the most suitable spokesperson for humankind

Reality: I dont like people and my interactions with them , especially when I was young (partys.and stuff) only bolstered that feeling

TheDoctorDonna,

I feel like I’m reading a description of myself.

Mandy,

maybe i shouldn’t have tried to hard to “fit in” and be a socialite back i the day, maybe i wouldnt have such a big dislike of people as i have today

211,

Instead of being guilt-ridden and terrified of making mistakes, especially if they might cause harm to others, I get… antisocial personality disorder? Fuck.

gac11,
Gamoc,

The world is invaded by day walker vampires somehow. Most of the human population is dead or turned, those remaining live under a cloud of distrust and paranoia - anyone could be a vampire. even the people you know could’ve been turned since you last saw them.

I don’t notice. Because of social anxiety, I stayed indoors.

cascadingsymmetry, (edited )

I can digest any food at all without bloating, gas or suddenly urgent toilet trips.

AceFuzzLord,

Well, now that I don’t absolutely suck at talking to strangers and don’t fumble my words, my life just got a lot easier.

XEAL,

I’m undepressable and I don’t have ADHD anymore

32b99410_da5b,

All those walls and furnitures will miss you ricocheting off them.

XEAL,

WHERE DID YOU PUT THE CAMERAS

Adi2121,

I’m not really sure what my biggest weakness is, but I’ll just say its my crippling fear of asking people for stuff. So now, either people ask me for things, or whatever I ask other people to do is immediately done? More confusing than a strength I’d say.

Rhynoplaz, (edited )

Ask me about our plans for next week or what that person said at work last month! I now remember everything!!

RBWells,

Not my weakness becoming a strength, but going away and now I am a different person, my inverse? But my strengths do not become weaknesses?

Disorganization is my bane, and a complete inability to multitask, so I guess I would either be obsessive/compulsive or would be able to be an executive assistant or politician.

UnderBoob,

I’m gonna be social and charismatic af

TonyOstrich,

I have always said if I could re-roll my stats I would trade whatever amount of intelligence I supposedly have to be dumb as a box of fucking rocks with a ludicrous amount of charisma.

DaneGerous,

Having my head chopped off now makes me stronger and more alive.

pastermil,

Every head chopped would spawn three heads

Kolanaki, (edited )
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“If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.”

afraid_of_zombies,

I can never be angry. Hmm guess I would change my career to be some guy who teaches seminars or does anger management sessions. Or maybe IT for the DMV.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m suddenly a prolific businesswoman and a CEO of my own corporation with millions of employees and I am thriving in life.

Mycatiskai,

If this happened then everyone would be a CEO but where would the millions of workers be?

They are all CEOs now too.

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