jecht360,
@jecht360@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve torn ligaments in my ankles. Tons of large cuts and gashes. I broke three ribs in 2022. I wouldn’t be doing too great.

DBT,

Broken ribs even with the self healing and medical aid can make life pretty rough.

toiletobserver,

D-E-D, dead.

FullOfBallooons,
@FullOfBallooons@leminal.space avatar

Not great! I guess I’d be forever bed-ridden with a giant surgical cut across my chest from armpit to armpit.

Death_Equity,

Anime character villian looks.

I guess circumcisions wouldn’t be a thing, so that would be nice; or they would still be done and male genital mutilation would be more unfortunate.

Tolookah,

I’m not the first born child, I likely would not be alive

Aussiemandeus,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

Yeah, i would be boned. Even just recently i had a wrist reconstruction

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Probably everyone would die from common illnesses in childhood

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dead.

Neato,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

Would’ve bleed out at 9 from arm laceration.

Xtallll,
@Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I have spent time lifting weights in the gym, every muscle in my body would be soup.

DBT,

Same. Hadn’t thought of that. It wouldn’t be possible to get swole.

user224, (edited )

When I was 4 or 5 my 300 pound dad fell on me on the street.
Not well.

I basically still have a broken nose since then. The bone is blocking my left nostril for the most part. When I was at the hospital, none of the doctors noticed my broken nose. I did however need to get X-Ray or CT scan (I don’t remember which one it was) done urgently. The “urgently” took a month. “Oh, look, your nose was broken. You’ll be able to get plastic surgery at 18 for free, since it limits your breathing.”

Anyway, I’d still have bleeding face scraped from the asphalt. Perhaps even broken rib(s). It’s not unlikely for that to happen in such case, and it’s not like anyone would notice.

But this seems to be nothing special.
My dad broke his knee, called an ambulance, they took him to the ER. Then they took an X-Ray of his knee, someone just told him “It’s not broken. Go to checkup in a week.” He also had to get home somehow, on his own.
Well, anyway, he went to that doctor for the “Checkup” right next day. He looked at the X-Ray, said it’s very obviously broken and will need a surgery.

He also had some problem with his spine, took over 10 years for anyone to look at it, at which point it was late. Now his left leg is basically paralyzed and he’s on strong drugs.

My grandma had a badly done amputation, it kept bleeding and oozing pus. She also had some infusions recommended, but the doc who recommended those said she’ll need approval from GP. But the GP would have to visit her at home as transporting her would be too risky. Response from GP? “Not worth it, she’ll die soon anyway.”


Anyway, this kinda turned into rant. At the very least my whole mouth would be bleeding as I keep accidentally biting my cheeks and tongue.

DBT,

Makes you think a bit about how things are. Solid rant 10/10.

TheHowTM,
@TheHowTM@lemmings.world avatar

HVAC tech. My hands would be banana peels.

xantoxis, (edited )

If you’ve ever broken a bone, just assume you’d be dead of infection.

Actually let’s take this further: multicellular life wouldn’t exist. Life wouldn’t exist. Cell division requires both cells to heal themselves. This is a silly question.

DBT,

You went too deep.

Yes it is a silly question. Just trying to have some fun.

BradleyUffner,

Add immortality and you’ve got Elantris.

feedum_sneedson,

I give Brandon Sanderson a hard time for being a bit shit, but I enjoyed the premise of this book.

Travesty,

Always felt like the immortality was extraneous. Everyone gonna choose the fire after a couple months of no healing.

Pheonixdeath,

In the last year alone I pulled a siatic nerve… Burned my stomach (small scar) and broke the left most bone in my left foot in 3 places and barely dodged surgery as it is… So not great?

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