sturmblast,

He’ll be in prison

HelixDab2,

Trump appears to be suffering from a serious cognitive decline since he was last president. He was never the sharpest spoon in the drawer, but it’s bad now. If he’s still alive in five years, I don’t think he’ll be capable of doing anything other than drooling on himself.

cley_faye,

That sort of does not answer the question, seeing some US senators in the news that are barely pushed around.

dwalin,

I wonder if the stress of being in court every day is starting to take a toll.

HelixDab2,

Trump is old. Republicans have been stressing how old Biden is–and using his life-long speech impediment as evidence–but Trump trails Biden by only four years of age. They’re both at an age where you start seeing a sharp divergence in cognitive abilities, where some people take a nosedive into dementia and senility, while other people retain their mental faculties while their body fails. Trump seems to be the former.

1984,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Is it a requirement these days to be a super old white man to be president of the united states?

bhamlin,

Well, there’s a minimum age requirement. Any one running for that office will need to meet that. And it’s kinda “old.”

owenfromcanada,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar
intensely_human,

Yes. Obama represented the end of an era. We are now in the phase of US history when it’s only old white men who are president.

milicent_bystandr,

Trump is cursed to live until he Makes America Great Again. He will run election after election, with unnatural longevity, but once he gets back in office he only has one term left to find the error of his ways, discover Wisdom in Friendship, and bring moral-philosophy-flavour-of-the-month to the troubled but inherently glorious institution of American politics, or the curse will be fulfilled and he will spend eternity haunting golf clubs and expensive hotels not quite dead but never quite alive.

Tune in later to part II, where, in a world taken over by the all-powerful EU, Donald’s seventh descendent learns of the calamity of his forefather and sets out to rediscover the truth about America and set her people free from the tyranny of socialised healthcare. Coming soon: “The Seventh Trump”


Followed shortly after with direct-to-TV prequels “Seals and Fur Hats: the Decline of True America”; and sequels, “Bowling with the Ghosts of Presidents Past, Present and Future.”

swordsmanluke,

… That’s honestly a pretty good plot hook

cabron_offsets,

He’ll be dead by 2028. Hopefully in a supermax and suffering up until his last moment.

vermyndax,

Or in jail

Coreidan,

Prison. Not jail.

zipzoopaboop,

Don’t get my hopes up

WoahWoah, (edited )

Remember: narcissists are psychologically incapable of imagining themselves no longer existing. He thinks he’ll live forever because he literally can’t conceive of any other possibility.

fox2263,

Hopefully he’s died of a massive burger induced heart problem

intensely_human,

Hopefully that’s how I die too

Pyr_Pressure,

I wouldn’t be surprised if both Trump and Biden die of natural causes in September/October, throwing the November election into chaos as no one has anyone to vote for anymore.

It’s just the sort of chaos this timeline seems to crave.

wolfshadowheart,

It might be an okay outcome. No T means split R vote and no B means Kamala becomes first female president. Maybe she runs again, maybe there’s a new nominee.

I don’t think much changes other than losing the spearhead of the MAGA bullshit, although someone will inevitably take that place.

intensely_human,

lol what if he died on the last day of his term and we had a woman president for one day

fox2263,

Thankfully I don’t have that worry with Biden. He’s quite fit and healthy, in great shape considering his age. So he has far great chances of surviving each day.

Pyr_Pressure,

Being fit and healthy doesn’t really exclude much at that age, anything can happen.

My grandpa was fit as a fiddle at 86 outside gardening everyday, then got kidney cancer and a bunch of other stuff all at once, pretty much bedridden within a year.

lemmefixdat4u,

Lose? Nah. If he doesn’t win the election, we’ll get Insurrection 2.0. Then he’s either imprisoned, dead, or we get to live in a dictatorship.

Peppycito,

Even likes to think the problems will go away if Trump dies. He’s just the worm in the rotten apple. The apple is still rotten.

CH3DD4R_G0BL1N,
@CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think it’s less being blinded he’s just a symptom and more hope that he’s a one of a kind cult of personality that no one can replicate to unite the crazies again.

intensely_human,

🤣

ctkatz,

I don’t think he’d survive that long. and if he did, that syphilitic brain of his would prevent him from even being viable to everyone but the ones who have trump flavoraid for blood.

ohlaph,

Absolutely. He’s that stupid.

DigitalTraveler42,

If he’s not dead of course he would, he’s a malignant narcissist that we’re going to be dealing with until he croaks.

JeeBaiChow,

If his base doesn’t learn that they’re supporting a grifting criminal, and he continues to be able to fleece them unabated, sure.

kandoh,

He will keep the campaign going for as long as he lives to keep reaping in the donations.

vanontom,
@vanontom@lemmy.world avatar

And then his “friends” and family will continue the tradition. The grift must go on! Until the cult dies or finds a better daddy.

Burninator05,

Exactly this. The man hasn’t stopped campaigning since he rode down that escalator in 2016. A month after his inauguration in 2017 he kicked off his 2020 re-election campaign so the donations could keep coming.

badbytes,

His supporters will cryogenically preserve his body so he can keep perpetually lose every 4years.

kandoh,

Warhammer reference

sharkfucker420,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Running for his life I hope

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