WoahWoah

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WoahWoah, (edited )

My experiences with IT across multiple organizations is that they’re understaffed and not hiring particularly competent people.

The competent people they do have are generally egomaniacs because they’re the only person or persons in a department full of idiots, and they deal with idiots all day, so they assume everyone is an idiot.

Additionally, IT is SUPER territorial. Like, noticeably so. They have 1-2 people that know what they’re doing, but their whole staff acts like they’re as smart as their smartest person, which they are, unassailably, not. I give a lot of respect to the competent and knowledgeable ones, because I realize they’re also managing a bunch of idiots that don’t know they’re idiots.

Across three different organizations, I’ve watched five members of IT fired for their arrogance. If you’re interested in doing this, simply hire an attorney, bring the smart person into the room with the arrogant idiot, and make it clear that someone in that room is not going to work for the organization in two weeks, and then explain the situation.

If you feel attacked by this, you’re one of the idiot IT staff. I’m good friends with our current CIO and security lead. I hate to break it to you, but they don’t like you either. You are described as “cannon fodder for grandpa.”

Easy to fire, easy to hire. This cartoon adequately captures the level of questions that incompetent people working in IT can feel superior about. But they’re not serious IT issues within a large organization.

That’s why you hire kids that graduated with “computer degrees.” So they can make cartoons and catch all the bullshit, while the real professionals do the real work.

WoahWoah, (edited )

Agreed. I recognize it is the Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, and The Woz generation. But the technology is so far beyond what they created, even though we use what the Boomer generation created every day, and I get that.

WoahWoah, (edited )

I’m not saying they’re universal truths. I’m talking about my experiences with IT at various companies/orgs. And, yes, ideally people sharing their views, experiences, and opinions is kind of the whole point of this platform.

At least I’m sharing my experiences instead of just snarking from the sidelines. How’s that working out for you?

WoahWoah,

I get it, you use Linux.

WoahWoah,

Was this a super long post written to… your old manager or something? Lol

WoahWoah,

What does it make you…? What does that even mean.

WoahWoah,

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WoahWoah,

Things get ironed out very quickly.

WoahWoah,

No one, they just want you thinking about it and interacting with the idea, which you are doing.

WoahWoah,

Eh, just sell one of your vacation homes (not the cabin obviously) and buy a quick house just to see if it works. Better than not knowing!

WoahWoah,

On a hot day with a light beer? Because if you’ve been working in the heat, it is really nice and cold and cools you off, and when you drink it fast, you get a little buzz that makes the heat less obnoxious.

It’s not a competition, but sometimes you just sit one down in ya, then you sit down in it, and you enjoy the second one more slowly for different reasons, ya cunt.

WoahWoah, (edited )

The updated version would be, where do you leave your child: a trans storytime hour or an otherwise empty room with a loaded 9mm.

Conservative Sophie’s Choice.

WoahWoah,

You make a compelling argument.

Which of the U.S. national parks in this image do you think is the most worth visiting? There are three exceptions. (lemmy.world)

We’re talking about a vacation this summer so we can plan ahead. My mother (who will pay for it) said she’d love to go to Yellowstone, but it looks like it’s about a 24-hour drive for us. Still, I like the idea of going to a national park. We’re in Indiana, so this image shows about the limits of where we’re willing to...

WoahWoah, (edited )

The boundary waters area is really great, but maybe not for a family. Honestly, I don’t think any of these areas are going to compare to Yellowstone in terms of the purely sublime combined with ease of access with children.

New River Gorge is nice, but, like a lot of these options, it’s “take your kids for a weekend” kind of nice, not “my mom is paying for a multi-generational meeting at a national park visit” kind of nice.

It’s all what you make if it though. Were I you, I would figure out how to go to Yellowstone. Especially considering it’s the preference of the person, you know, paying for it.

WoahWoah,

Why would you put it in your fridge?

WoahWoah,

That’s just a suggestion, like with milk.

WoahWoah,

Pickle sandwich. Except instead of condiments and meat, it’s pickles. And instead of bread… you guessed it: pickles. Served with a pickle, of course.

WoahWoah,

I keep all my milk warm. What do you do? I’ve never had to buy cheese!

WoahWoah, (edited )

Your “plan” is to not live with your parents, read books, and workout? Feel free to get started, boss.

WoahWoah,

Hateful life? I was encouraging you to start living a happy and healthful life instead of calling it a “plan.” Relax. That might help you on that whole “happy” part.

WoahWoah,

No problem. I was basically just saying “hey you can do most of those things right now, go for it.”

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