Anyone else do "last chance socks"?

That thing where you put on a fresh pair of socks and one has a hole so you think well I went to all that trouble to pull it on, this will be your last day little buddy, I’ll just throw it away after I wear it today.

Last chance underwear happen now and again as well but I guess it depends on where the hole is.

spittingimage,
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There was a time in my life when all my socks had holes in them, because sock money didn’t come easy. Took a while after those days ended for me to realise I can buy socks that go all the way around my foot any time I want.

intensely_human,

Take it to a whole new fucking level dude: subscriptions socks delivery.

spittingimage,
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🤯 I had no idea that was a thing!

intensely_human,

I mean if it’s not you and I are gonna be rich

Stalinwolf,
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Yeah, because my wife and I are pieces of shit and put off laundry until I have no other option.

intensely_human,

[alarms screaming, red lights pulsing all over the bridge]

“Thirty seconds to impact!”

“Captain, if we don’t begin laundry now we won’t have time to fold. We could lose the entire load”

“Acknowledged, Lieutenant Worf”

“Shall I order Engineering to begin loading the machines?”

“Twenty seconds to impact!”

“Negative. Data are you still hailing them?”

“No response, sir”

“Worf. Detergent”

Yes, sir” [his hands fly across the controls] “Pod is loaded”

“Commence laundry on my mark”

“Ten seconds to impact!”

“Awaiting your order sir”

“Hold, Lieutenant”

Sir …”

“…”

“Five seconds!”

“now”

NaoPb,

I do. But then I forget about it when I take them off and the cycle continues.

blazeknave,

This guy blazeknaves

AA5B, (edited )

Depends on whether the socks are paired up. If I grab a pair, I feel like I’m committed so this is their last chance (assuming I remember at the end of the day). If a sock was just thrown in the drawer and I still need to search for a pair, it goes immediately

Clent,

Nope, straight into the garbage. I have a garbage in my bedroom.

Like others I have many socks of the same type. Why would I wear a sock that has failed in its purpose?

Same with underwear.

You people need to get your lives in order.

victorz,

You people need to get your lives in order.

A bit over the top given the context lol.

I mean, I’m the same. They have a whole? I’ll throw them away. But I don’t immediately consider people who wear socks with holes in them not to have their lives in order provided with only that info about them.

Shayreelz,

I think they were being hyperbolic

Clent,

Yes. I refuse to tag my sarcasm.

douglasg14b, (edited )
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I’m kinda surprised you can see us peasants from that high horse.

intensely_human,

You people need to get your lives in order.

Says the guy with garbage in his room

morphballganon,

Having a garbage in your bedroom is much better than having many of the same socks

captain_aggravated,
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I do that routine of keeping worn out clothes and I’ll wear the whole set to get dirty/muddy/damaged/radioactive/whatever. I’ll go ahead and get the crap clothes all dirty and sweaty, then just chuck 'em.

Or, I have been known to cut worn out T-shirts into rags, and I’ve scrubbed the bathtub with worn out socks.

____,

Think the DSM term for that is “harmless self-delusion” bc ain’t nobody throwing that sock away. Goes in the laundry hamper, and we repeat the ciiircle of…. Oh wait. You know what i mean.

linearchaos,
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There was a time, years ago when I was a bachelor and had more disposable income than I had any idea what to do with. I decided which brand of sock I liked and I bought 50 pairs at least. I threw away every pair of white socks I owned. I had a good solid run, 50 days of brand new socks. I did an entire laundry run a little bleach and 49 pairs of socks. I got him out of the dryer there I was with 47 pairs of socks. If any of the socks got a hole or a serious stain I had so many of them I just threw them away no regrets. They were all the same socks so it didn’t matter if I lost one. Eventually through magic sock demons and probably some washer and dryer attrition, The horde dwindled. I got down into the '30s. They were starting to get a little ragged. I eventually went and bought another couple packs. I don’t feel bad about torching socks though It’s my guilty pleasure.

cryostars,

Yes!! This is the way. It’s so nice to have a ton of matching socks and not running out of clean ones frequently. I do the same with underwear and have found that I end up having to do laundry way less frequently using this strat

JusticeForPorygon,
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Yes but I then forget to throw them out so I end up wearing them until they literally become unusable.

IDK if it’s calluses or what but my heels will wear through damn near anything in a pretty short time. Noticed a small hole in a sock once and by the end of the day the entire heel had worn through. Once wore through the heels of a $40 pair of sandals in just a couple months. I didn’t have any money at the time to replace them, so I just covered the worn area with duct tape. That lasted less than a week.

jpreston2005,

It’s how you walk. You have a prominent heel strike in your gait, and it’s causing more wear on the shoe gear in that specific spot. This style of walking with a heavy calcaneal foot strike will eventually give you pain in the knees, hips, and shoulders. You’ll want to switch to a more natural walking motion, where your forefoot hits the ground at the same time or before your heel hits the ground.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Apparently Darn Tough socks have lifetime warranties. I have 4-5 socks knotted up out of 10 that got big toe holes. They’ll get sent in sometime…

ccunning,

I just looked it up and my first pair of darn tough socks are 7 years old with no signs of failing. I feel like I got my money’s worth. I’m not sure I would even make a warranty claim at this point.

Anticorp,

Last chance underwear happen now and again as well but I guess it depends on where the hole is.

I was chilling in my house with my legs crossed (ankle on knee style) wearing just underwear a couple weeks ago. I happened to look down and noticed that my dingaling was hanging out of a hole in my underwear that I didn’t realize was there. Those immediately went into the trash.

PrincessLeiasCat,

And now that’s an image that I can never unsee :(

southsamurai,
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I mean, I don’t throw them away immediately, I wash them and put them in the rag bag. There’s always something needs a disposable bit of fabric to handle. Socks are great for dusting, as an example. Pull it over your hand, wipe things down, and Bob’s your uncle.

Anticorp,

How did you know that I have an Uncle Bob?

jqubed,
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We all have an uncle Bob

Anticorp,

Is… is it the same guy?

jqubed,
@jqubed@lemmy.world avatar

Shhhh

PrincessLeiasCat,

OP pls we need to know……

southsamurai,
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I’m psychotic

Usernameblankface,
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I do this, but because I don’t like throwing out clean clothes. It takes a few rounds of accidentally washing the worn out item before I’ll throw it away while it’s clean.

thisismyhaendel,

Haha, I wish I were this way, I feel weird not washing clothes one more time before throwing them off, as almost a goodbye ritual

Usernameblankface,
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Your way is fine, too. I think I’m being unreasonable by insisting they should be dirty at the moment they’re thrown out.

notsorryforpartying,
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Socks with holes would drive me crazy during the day, so I’d just put on another pair and trash them personally

technomad,

The socks have failed me at that point. No remorse.

corsicanguppy,

Don’t take it personally. Or, use a comma.

notsorryforpartying,
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I thought so too! Haha my autocorrect on my keyboard adds them EVERYWHERE and I probably trust it too much. It wanted me to add three places on this one response

new_guy,

Wait what’s the trouble you’re experienceing trying to pull a sock?

mysoulishome, (edited )
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Um…first, finding a matching one. If you’re just out of the shower maybe pulling it on is a pain. Maybe it catches on a sharp toenail. I’m exhausted.

user224,
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I don’t even get to choose what I wear, so no.

mysoulishome,
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Are you paralyzed, elderly or an infant and someone dresses you?

user224,
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No, I am 17 which means I still have to live with parents and among other issues my mom doesn’t allow me to have access to my clothes. So, if I want some, I have to ask. In the end, I can get fresh underwear daily, but the rest only weekly, which isn’t exactly optimal.

Oh, and we don’t have a functional washing machine for years, so it’s not like I could just keep some of my clothes away from her.

mysoulishome,
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This sounds really fucked up.

SkyezOpen,

Uhh… Sounds abusive.

ChunkMcHorkle, (edited )
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I can’t address the situation, but you should know that you can always hand wash limited items if you know you’re going to need them, like a spare pair of socks.

At the bathroom sink, get them good and wet, hand wash with ANY available body-safe soap (hand soap, shower gel, shampoo, even mild dishwashing liquid) by rubbing the soap around in your wet hands to create a lather, and then add that lather to the items, rubbing them all together well between your hands for a couple of minutes. Less is more: don’t use so much soap that you have to rewash to get all the soap out. Use as little as you can. Rinse well, and then look and smell: if they look clean and smell clean, and you got as much of the soap out as you can, they won’t embarrass you. No one will be able to tell you handwashed them when you wear them.

Squeeze as much water out as you can, but avoid wringing because it stretches and can even damage your items. Hang them up over a towel rod, a hamper rail, the side of the tub, or even laid out across a bed or the back of a sofa, using a towel underneath if you don’t want to get something wet (like a wooden chair back) and they will dry completely overnight. Don’t try to dry them in a closet or places with limited airflow. Hand washed items tend to be stiff when you air dry them like this, especially if you’re using non-laundry soap, but put them on and the scratchy stiffness goes away instantly.

This isn’t for every day use, or for endlessly repeated practice, but it absolutely works in a pinch and used to be common practice back when people didn’t have so many clothes and/or their own washing machines. It won’t hurt your clothes at all to do this as long as they are machine washable anyway, and even if you do it repeatedly just try get them into a machine every so often to get the non-laundry-soap buildup out of them. As long as it’s not a special care item, you literally cannot screw it up by handwashing it carefully and rinsing it as thoroughly as you can.

Everyone should know how to hand wash an item of clothing in an emergency, and now you do too.

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