Turn a plural into a singular to ruin the title of a movie, book or album

I’ll get the ball rolling:

Dead Man’s Shoe (2004)

Sounds like a tearjerking tale of a recently-bereaved man returning the shoe of a road accident victim he found in a bush to the victim’s late wife, through which they spark a deep friendship that goes beyond mere love. PG-13 5/10 Oscar-bait shite.

Bluetreefrog,

Not an open-ended thought provoking question. Locking. OP, DM me if you think you can turn this post into an open-ended though provoking question.

BradleyUffner,

One Dollar Baby

DozensOfDonner,

Lotr: the two tower.

Something about a tower shaped like a two?

jubilationtcornpone,

Starring The Count from Sesame Street.

bionicjoey,

LOTR: the one tower

All the stuff about Isengard is cut. The movie is ruined.

TheGreenGolem,

Lord of the Ring

There is just one ring. The main story is basically the same.

piskertariot,

James Bond: Singlepussy.

James settles down and gets monogamous.

intensely_human,

I did it for King and Cuntry

jubilationtcornpone,

Screenplay - “Goldfinger” (1964)

---- SCENE

James Bond lies strapped to a table and looks on with increasing anxiety at the laser beam between his legs as it moves slowly towards him.

Bond: “Do you exshpect me to talk?”

Goldfinger: Scoffs “No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to ask Moneypenny out. She’s really into you!”

Bond: Relieved “Sure, I could do that.”

Goldfinger shuts off the laser.

Goldfinger: “Good.”

---- END SCENE

ROLL END CREDITS

🎶Goldfinger. He’s the man, the man with the matchmakers touch…"🎶

teichflamme,

Snake on a plane.

It’s just one snake and Samuel L. Jackson stomps it to death in 2 min. The end.

bionicjoey,

“I have had it with this motherfucking snake on this motherfucking plane”

thegreatgarbo,

Don’t you mean Monday to Friday snake?

Feathercrown,

DoWnWaRd SpIrAl

KISSmyOS,

1 First Date

Norgur,

Scrub: a reality show about doing the dishes

wolfpack86,

Or it’s actually the same show just narrated by the janitor.

Norgur,

now I want that show!

MooseBoys, (edited )

Alien (1986), not to be confused with the first installment of the series, Alien (1979) or its subsequent third, Alien 1 (1992).

1, the story of King Leonidas’s foolish attempt to take on the entire Persian army by himself (Runtime: 3 minutes).

One Shade of Grey, the story of one man’s quest to change the industry standard Pantone color palette.

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Gremlin (1984)

A 160 minute slog of an arthouse film presented in black and white with almost no dialogue, chronicling not much happening over the period of several days to the owner of a chronically cantankerous compact car, which he can’t get to start and thus can’t go anywhere. Unrated; for some inexplicable reason, also subtitled entirely in French.

intensely_human,

Waiting for a Tow

thegreatgarbo,

Beautiful.

Moobythegoldensock,
  • A Fistful of Dollar
  • One Amigo
  • One Idiot
  • Gone in One Second
  • 1 Going on 1 (13 Going on 30)
  • 1 First Date
  • 1 League Under The Sea
  • 1: A Space Odyssey
  • 1 Maniac
  • The Bird
FatTony,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

A Fistful of Dollar

The Man with no Name is not in this movie because one dollar was not worth his time.

Duit,

A crow on the orient express.

Mouselemming, (edited )

This is the best of the whole thread. 🏆

Edit: playing with this theme,

A Lion and Prejudice

otter, (edited )

edit: I had fun and got carried away, but here are a few of mine (+ descriptions and posters)


The Otter of the Medusa

First movie in the ‘Medusa’ trilogy. About an ancient order of sea otters called ‘Medusa’, that have saved the world from behind the scenes countless times over the centuries. Improved human technologies and destruction of habitats are causing cracks to form in the organization, and some are starting to question whether humans should be kept around at all. Based on a famous painting with the same name.

Posters for the rest of the trilogy:

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/70cab1f5-0ca3-4132-ba8e-ef59f1d0603e.webp

Medusa’s Legacy: The second film in the trilogy covers the aftermath of first film and gives you a look at how deep the organization really goes.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/e8e78fe1-d093-4390-8d7a-d4732fed0935.webp

The Medusa Chronicles: The story of how a group of young otters continues the legacy of “Medusa”. Themes of hope and whether a flawed institution can actually be improved. YA Fiction series also in the works.


Real Movie: The Raft of the Medusa (1994 - Period Film)

Le Radeau de la Méduse (English: The Raft of the Medusa) is a French film by Iranian film director Iradj Azimi. It is based on the 1816 wreck of the French frigate Méduse, and the 1819 painting Le Radeau de la Méduse by Jean-Louis André Théodore Géricault which depicts the event



Escape Whale

A whale escapes an enclosure, leading to a heartfelt tale about the whale and the conservation researcher that pursues her. Themes of isolation and ‘finding one’s purpose’.

Poster:

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/909bfdb9-3354-41d7-a1b8-9b25d070bbb0.webp


Real Movie: Escape Pod (2023 - Sci Fi)

After an explosion on their deep-space vessel, a young astronaut wakes up on an escape pod with no memory of how he got there. With limited knowledge, he must listen to the stories of those on board to piece together what really happened.



Randy and the Kangaroo

A comedy about a middle-aged man and a kangaroo, after it bounces into his apartment and almost ruins his life further.

Poster:

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/db3880d0-42fa-4dbc-b339-1b9cd062ec1e.webp


Real Movie: Randy and the Mob (2007 - Action Comedy)

A good ol’ boy (McKinnon) gets into trouble with some mobsters, and then must seek assistance from his estranged, identical twin gay brother.



The George Otter Story

Children’s movie based on the hit book series. Loosely inspired by Curious George, this Pixar movie tells the story of friendship and finding a place where you belong.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/1c4c2f3a-ae9b-40da-8bc6-cdb9dfe45682.webp


Real Film: The George Raft Story (1961 - Noir Crime Fiction)

Dancer George Raft (Ray Danton) finds himself involved with the criminal underworld. After a conflict with gangster boss Frank Donatella (Joe de Santis), he is exiled to Hollywoood, where he wins a role in the film “Scarface”



Rhynoplaz,

Holy shit! That was great! The posters are hilarious!

otter,

I love them, they took a few attempts but it was worth it

postmateDumbass,

The Cove 2: Tailhook Season

this time the dolphins are drunk, horny, and aggressive. Come for the beautiful actresses in bikinis, stay for the puffer fish fueled orgy scene.

Mouselemming,

Oh. My. Gods.

I love your posters and would totally stream these films!

postmateDumbass,

48 hour

A horrible, badly dubbed and sterotypically racist remake starring Dat Phan and Kathy Griffins understudy.

moistclump,

Lord of the Fly. One man’s battle with forgetting to do up his pant zipper.

corsicanguppy,

I feel strangely triggered

intensely_human,

penis

Pons_Aelius,

Or it is a strange sequel to The Fly...

postmateDumbass,

That’s not a conch!

postmateDumbass,

Plane, train, and automobile.

A story about a guy who makes his train to the airport, gets on his flight home just fine, and gets picked up by his family when he gets there.

ramsgrl909,

The Bird. Movie about one bird being a bird doing bird things.

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