JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

“Yep, that’s not going anywhere”

FatTony,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

I enter cars with my right foot first when I am on the right side(starboard), and vice versa.

dmention7,

I’m trying to figure the logistics here… How do you do that without getting in the car facing backwards or tripping all over yourself?

FatTony,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

It’s like having your legs crossed(right over left in this case) when sitting in a chair

and then moving your left leg around to your right to have them set next to each other again.

All while climbing in the car. That’s about the best explanation I can give in regards to the motorics 😂

dmention7,

Hmm, I can this if getting into a truck or tall vehicle that requires you to step up and then into. Otherwise I can only picture a ballerina or other extremely graceful person making an overly complicated but impressive maneuver. lol

Hobart_the_GoKart,

My sister does this haha. You’re not alone.

thegreatgarbo,

Now I’m going to walk around the grocery store parking lot just to watch people get in their cars.

ryan,

slaps roof of towel this bad boy can fit so many hair in it

variants,

Nice try AI, you aren’t learning my physical habits

tj,

Also,

  • What is your mother's maiden name?
  • What is the name of the street you grew up on?
  • What was the name of your first pet?
Nomad,

I breathe on any small spoons and clean them with my shirt before using them.

datavoid,

How do you know if a spoon is small enough for this treatment?

expatriado,

If you hold it like a wizard staff anf yell my spoon is too big! then it may not be small enough

anton2492,
bakachu,

During the cold season, I will give all metal door knobs and door handles a little whack first with my hand before grabbing. I hate the static shock that may or may not be waiting and the whack absorbs it in a way I can anticipate it.

I thought this would be more common but I don’t really see anyone else doing it.

Quazatron,
@Quazatron@lemmy.world avatar

I sometimes earth myself by touching a wall before touching my laptop, because that’s where I get most static electricity shocks.

XbSuper,

Ground, you ground yourself.

Quazatron,
@Quazatron@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry, English is not my native tongue. Thank you for the tip.

bionicjoey,

I do something similar. By whacking it (lol) my hand has enough momentum that the muscle twitch caused by the shock can’t overcome my hand’s movement, meaning it doesn’t jerk back uncomfortably.

bakachu,

Yep that’s exactly the thought process behind it lol. I’ve walked into and out of a couple interviews doing this because the alternative is usually the hand recoil plus an “ow fuck”.

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

I do similar with the screw on the cover plate for my light switch in my bedroom. I swipe it to discharge the static electricity.

serpineslair,

I have a dressing gown that builds up static electricity very easily. The chair in my room has metal legs therefore when I walk past it I tap my foot on it to get rid of any electricity.

bakachu,

If its just one item that shocks you, I wonder if there’s a permanent solution like taping dryer sheets to the legs or something.

serpineslair,

Nah I shock myself on purpose so that I don’t shock myself multiple times when taking off the dressing gown, plus I’ve realised that getting a shock through your foot doesn’t hurt at all when compared to being shocked anywhere else.

scytale,

I do this as well, especially in the office, where it happens all the time, not just during cold months. Every time I touch a door knob or elevator button, I get shocked. So I kinda slap it first with the back of my hand before I touch anything metal.

Zorcron,

Similarly, I started always reaching out of my car to touch the outside paint above the door when climbing out of the car to prevent a static shock from rubbing against the sheet and discharging when I close the door.

dragonfly,

When I sit in a chair and cross my legs, I tuck the foot of the top leg behind the ankle of my bottom leg, so the legs are kind of wrapped around each other.

Ejh3k,

I always put on and tie my left shoe and then the right. Then I go in reverse when I take them off.

MrRazamataz,
@MrRazamataz@lemmy.razbot.xyz avatar

I wonder how much longer your left foot has had a shoe on compared to your right.

Ejh3k,

Never considered that. Probably a minute a day.

MrRazamataz,
@MrRazamataz@lemmy.razbot.xyz avatar

man that’s gotta add up!

Ejh3k,

I suppose, but it’s not as if that foot is doing anything other than be stationary.

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

You buttslap your hair towel?

There must be a German word for that.

cosmoscoffee,

Yes, I know this as the Kopfhandtuchsicherheitsklopfer.

justlookingfordragon,
@justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world avatar

My coffee machine gets a little “thank you”-pat whenever it is finished brewing my coffee. No idea why exactly I started doing it, but nowadays it feels wrong to not praise it a little before walking away.

geogle,
@geogle@lemmy.world avatar

This just feels right

KpntAutismus,

this is why everyone’s coffe machines break all the time! we need to praise them!

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

My leg bounces when I’m anxious.

thelsim,
@thelsim@sh.itjust.works avatar

I got dozens. Here’s one:
I like to stand on one foot while brushing my teeth, putting my foot on my knee like in a yoga pose.

kryllic,
@kryllic@programming.dev avatar

Every fifth step I take in a sidewalk must have the sidewalk crack be perfectly positioned in the middle of my foot, then five steps later the other foot gets to step on the crack. Feels very satisfying but it does cause my gait to be a bit off at times lol

morphballganon,

I was like this in high school

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

R.I.P. your mom’s back

livedeified,
@livedeified@lemmy.world avatar

I pace my steps in such a way that I open a door with my foot. (obviously not with doors that are latched)

31415926535,

Economy of movement. I get up from chair, walk to kitchen. Always done as efficiently as possible, start to rise from chair, deftly pick up cup, smooth seamless turn, as I walk into kitchen I efficiently tilt, dance thru doorframe, step of feet perfectly timed to match curved motion of body, arm as it reaches for kitchen sink. Everything must be done as efficiently as possible.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Same. I figure out the most efficient way of doing something, and do it that way every time forever. Until I learn a more efficient way, which becomes the new way I do it forever.

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