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Smoregoose, in "Swears" by Cyanide & Happiness

More like therapy, and it’s still not going to be enough.

doctorcrimson, (edited ) in Equation by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

That’s the short form equation that ignores environmental pressure, the long form has a separate term that accounts for shelter and sentience as a factor between 0 and 1, as well as a quotient for empathy with a numerator of associate happiness.

Dr_Decoy, in Equation by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Is the word “from” missing from the equation explanation? Should it be “… that you have earned FROM the first three?”

Eiim,

No, it might help to add a “the” before “perception”.

sharkfucker420, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Steam broccoli and cauliflower together in a microwave or steamer of your choice with butter and whatever seasonings you like. Toss in a wok with ripping hot olive oil until golden brown on the edges. Make sure to be rough with the broccoli and cauliflower, you want it to be crushed a bit. Shit slaps and it so easy. Idk if it’s healthy anymore after all the butter and oil but whatever. you can adjust the butter levels as needed but make sure there’s enough oil in the wok

MystikIncarnate,

Butter isn’t bad for you per-se, it’s the quantity that gets you. It’s a pretty calorie dense food, and it has a lot of other things in it that, when taken in large quantities will clog up your cardiovascular system.

Used in proper moderation and it’s wonderful. Throwing a whole stick of it into a single serving at every meal is probably too much.

Disclaimer: I am neither a health professional, nor a nutritionist.

sharkfucker420,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah of course but I use a shit ton

i_dont_want_to, in "Goodbye Forever" by Extra Fabulous Comics

This is extra fabulous comics? I like how the eyes aren’t floating too far away from their faces.

(._) .

Geert,
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

Pervis is the name of the comic but it is the same artist yes

Ravaja, in "I Think Not" by Mr Lovenstein

I wish I could stop my thoughts this way

havokdj, in "Camouflage" by Safely Endangered

Jerry:

“they don’t know about free software”

SkyeStarfall,

Until they get pissed after commercial software doing yet another case of enshittification

…then they still ignore Jerry, but complain just a tiny bit louder, wondering why there is no other way.

Bread,

The eternal struggle. One day. One day they will change when they are left with no options. They will change to the next cheapest option that isn’t open source and the cycle will continue.

DancingIsForbidden,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

Hi Jerry!

HawlSera, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

White people conquered the whole world looking for spices and then decided they didn’t want to use any of them

Amends1782,

Unnecessary racist comment but it’s OK since its against the one group that its OK to be racist towards. This wouldn’t fly if it was about black people and a similar gotcha line

vaultdweller013,

Im of Scottish, Irish, and South German descent my ancestors didnt conquer shit beyond the whole bursting into flames under direct sunlight problem.

MystikIncarnate,

They conquered that?

How?

… you know, out of scientific curiosity.

vaultdweller013,

Well the scottish side have been here in southern California for about 150 years, the Irish for about 110 years, and the German for about 100 years. Also I can be under high UV and only start burning after about 2 hours.

We conquered that weakness, now if only we could get rid of the madness, actually nevermind on that one being able to go into a berserk fury by will alone is fucking useful. Good for cussing out shitty bosses and feeling high as a kite while at it, just gotta keep from trying to kill them.

DillyDaily,

Mineral zinc

As a Fitzpatrick skin type 1 living in Australia, zinc is my best friend.

I’m pale enough that you can’t even tell I’ve got white paste on my face, and I’m physically blocking the sun.

I have a 50 SPF moisturiser that I use daily before I leave the house, even in winter, and I reapply it several times a day in summer, but I still get sun burnt if I don’t also wear zinc.

Now that I’m older I’ve gotten a lot better at often wearing a wide brim hat and long sleeves in the summer, but it’s not always possible.

Zinc is also reef safe for beach wear, and doesn’t contain avobenzone so it will provide longer protection from UVA rays, and no risk of irritation if applied prior to swimming in a chlorinated pool. (avobenzone and chlorine are not friends)

MystikIncarnate,

I’ll be sure to pass this on to all my vampi… I mean, wow, that is a very fascinating thing to read, I’ll surely take what you said into consideration the next time I’m shopping for sunscreen.

ours,

Yet another vampire familiar wasting the day on Lemmy.

SeaJ,

You forget the legend of Gregor MacGregor and his conquering and settling of Cazique. And his freedom fought for the Republic of Florida.

Tlaloc_Temporal,
@Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

Nova Scotia was going well until king Charles gave it to the French.

Darien was going well until… the everything… Ok, Darien was never going well at all.

I suppose there’s modern capitalism, public investing, and one of the most iconic holidays ever. Cultural victory?

Piecemakers3Dprints, in "Ribbiting Footage" by Loading Artist
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

Wouldn’t that be “Ribbeted For Her Pleasure”?

danc4498, in "I Think Not" by Mr Lovenstein

I feel attacked

DancingIsForbidden, in "Ribbiting Footage" by Loading Artist
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

It’s that extra sausage that gets them hot 😏

errer, in "I Think Not" by Mr Lovenstein

“I don’t fucking think so” is a perfect double entendre to end the comic on

otter, in #739 by Extra Ordinairy Comics

Sale Snail has places to be

Omega_Jimes, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Also don’t boil your vegetables. I was raised in boiled broccoli and sprouts, and steaming baskets changed my life!

stardreamer,
@stardreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Never “just” steam your veggies. Do a quick stirfry in oil with garlic then use the residual steam to finish it up!

TheYear2525, in "I Think Not" by Mr Lovenstein

Thinking thoughts is the leading cause of depression and anxiety.

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