ransomwarelettuce,

Can’t talk right now I am making piss

confusedbytheBasics,

Someone with functional kidneys complaining about the privilege.

JoeKis,

Piss is stored in the balls, duh 🙄

TangledHyphae,

Lol I love the Xhitter link, because it truly is a shitter.

MonkderZweite,

But the brain too?

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

It needs the hammer to make the kidney stones.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

Broke my ankle recently and had to have surgery to fix it. I’‘m laid up at my parents’ place until after Christmas at least. It’s been rough because I have to rely heavily on my family.

Anyway, my bladder goes crazy at night and I was having trouble opening doors on my own because I hop around with the aid of a walker. Well last night my mom wouldn’t answer her phone to open doors for me. I had to piss so fucking bad that I risked my safety to open the necessary doors. It was actually really easy and everyone’s lives got so much easier because of it. I’m making a lil bag to hang on my walker so I can get my own snacks from the kitchen. I’ve also learned to use my cane to grab shit that’s out of reach. Being a burden on others is a really good motivator to figure out how to do shit that seems impossible physically.

scottyjoe9,

Wait, your heart and lungs stop when you sleep? 🤔

TrousersMcPants,

They just chill out for a while

LemmyFeed,

Yours don’t? You ever actually confirm they keep going when you sleep?

rostby,

I’ve listened to other’s heartbeat while they’re asleep

Pregnenolone, (edited )

That only confirms that theirs works, not yours.

rostby,

It’s not “theirs” for long

JCreazy,

If your kidneys are making piss, I think you should probably see a doctor.

BloodSlut,

#🤨

slackassassin,

If your kidneys aren’t making piss you should definitely see a doctor.

JCreazy,

Everyone knows pee is stored in the balls

slackassassin,

It is known.

Jackcooper,

If your lungs are diffusing gas into your bloodstream, I think you should probably see a doctor.

SaakoPaahtaa,

At home: kidney sleep😴

Right as I start a 6h car ride: kidney on the grind💪👁️

1847953620, (edited )

kidneys should be the insult, assholes get shit on just for doing their job, and they still try their hardest. their only bad qualities are our own failures of duty towards them.

we’re just a bunch of selfish kidneys.

qooqie,

If your kidney stopped makin piss I think you’d be a lot more uncomfortable lol

flicker,

I took care of a lady with kidney failure for a while and when she skipped dialysis, lemme fuckin tell ya, she knew.

The toxic shit the kidney works on really feels toxic once it stops!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Kidney is a night owl

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