Too soon!
By Zayatoon comics
By Zayatoon comics
Agent641, (edited ) To be fair, many of those deaths were landlords, who dont count as humans.
DragonTypeWyvern, That’s pretty fucked in the head, fam, even if these lists love blaming single communists but it when it comes time to talk about the death tolls of WW1 and 2 it’s always a shared responsibility and contextual.
WhiteHawk, What else would it be? I don’t see how one could blame WW1 on a single person. Though I would say most of WW2 could be blamed on a single person, if you really feel like it.
dangblingus, The common narrative of WW1 is that it indeed was started by a single person. Gavrilo Princip assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand which most people agree was the inciting incident that caused WW1.
WhiteHawk, I think it would be quite reductive to just blame the assassin. Sure, he was the one that created the spark that ignited the conflict, but it had been brewing for years, and we can’t ignore the roles the heads of states were playing in starting the war.
ILikeBoobies, Even high school history talks about how it was all building up to that event and the event alone wasn’t the cause
Damdy, The sequel was completely inevitable. You could argue it was all because of one person, but that person appearing was basically predetermined.
WhiteHawk, I agree, but if you ignore all historical context, you could blame one person if you really wanted to, was what I meant.
DragonTypeWyvern, And Mao personally executed 40 million people, huh? There wasn’t an entire ecosystem of officials fabricating reports at every level? His head of state security gets no credit for making everyone afraid to tell the truth?
Hell, the obnoxious thing about it is all it really does it blame the wrong single communist, people go on about the sparrows but Lysenkoism had destroyed crop yields before they got exterminated.
So, yes, it is as absurd to blame Mao entirely for The Great Leap Forward as it is to blame a Serbian assassin for WW1. There were cultural considerations, treaties, idiot officials, an agricultural policy built almost entirely on fraud, etc etc.
The most devastating thing about the Great Leap Forward is that the famine was entirely preventable if people weren’t afraid to tell the truth, and that simply isn’t a situation that can be built by one person.
Hell, there were good crops left to rot because the workers had left for the industrialization projects in the cities. Do you think Mao personally said “fuck that rice, go build some tractors?”
WhiteHawk, You can’t compare these two situations at all. Princip was not the head of a country.
DragonTypeWyvern, (edited ) Everything is contextual. Hell the plan the assassins had was exactly to provoke a war. They might not have thought it would get as big as it did, they just wanted a civil war for independence, but if intentions don’t matter, and they must not for this discussion because the intention of The Great Leap Forward wasn’t to starve people.
The funny thing with The Black Hand’s plan is, it worked. Serbia didn’t just get independence, it became the primary power of Yugoslavia when the Austro-Hungarian Empire was dissolved.
LicenseToChill, (edited ) ⬆️ your brain on dialectics
r3df0x, It took way too long to get the dad joke here.
Zyratoxx, (edited ) Thanos (ah fuck, we’re being realistic)
JoeHill, It’s the Ruth/DiMaggio dog joke from Looney Tunes.
4am, I always think of Doug Benson’s version but this is one of the OGs
BigBananaDealer, i like super daves version
lowleveldata, Isn’t it a strange question to ask if you don’t want an offensive answer?
surewhynotlem, She wasn’t offended by the answer. She thought the cat couldn’t talk and was just saying ‘meow’.
lowleveldata, Oh I see. I was confused. But that kind of makes the question even more odd if you don’t want answers with cat sounds.
Tb0n3, This was a funny comic with a joke in it. You appear to disagree that this comic should have a joke in it.
lowleveldata, I’m saying it is forced and therefore less funny than it could be
killeronthecorner, More forced than dying on this hill?
lowleveldata, I’m not convinced that I’m the only one who thinks it’s forced…
Cheems, I just don’t understand why you have such strong opinions on a silly comic
lowleveldata, Strong opinion? Was I being rude? I don’t mean to
killeronthecorner, Your bar for being convinced is clearly too low for it to matter
lowleveldata, Does that mean I’m easily convinced? What?
killeronthecorner, What’s your preferred programming or development environment?
lowleveldata, Intellij or VS when I have to. VS code otherwise.
intensely_human, Three redditors walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says “what is this, a joke?”
surewhynotlem, That’s the joke though. He makes the ridiculous claim that he has a taking cat. She’s skeptical. She sees evidence to make her think the guy is a fraud. SURPRISE, it’s a real talking cat. That’s the twist.
WhiteHawk, How is that answer offensive??
lowleveldata, Idk I thought the lady was angry because she finds it offensive.
RickyRigatoni, She thought the cat just meowed.
SpaceNoodle, Is she in awe?
pete_the_cat, This is a good one 😂
KnightontheSun, (edited ) I’ve used this joke IRL with our cats. There’s another one for dogs:
A guy and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says, “hey, you can’t bring a dog in here.”
The guy says, “this is no ordinary dog. He’s a talking dog.”
Bartender says, “yeah? Prove it.” The guy turns to the dog and says, “What’s on top of the building?” And the dog says “Roof! Roof!”
Then the guy says, “How does a brick feel?” The dog says “Rough! Rough!”
The guy then says, “Who was the greatest ballplayer of all time?” The dog says “Ruth! Ruth!”
They are thrown out of the bar.
When they’re out on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, “So, you think I should have said DiMaggio?”
FuglyDuck, They are thrown out of the bar
I’m surprised you weren’t with that joke. speaking from experience, i love my lame jokes. (and I’m not totally stealing this one…not at all.)
KnightontheSun, Lame jokes can be presented in a funny way. Delivery is important. My favorite method is “matter of fact” like I am telling a normal story about usual things. Catches the recipient off-guard and the joke lands much more betterer.
Littleborat, I think you over estimate your delivery there
FuglyDuck, it all comes down to delivery and timing. and maybe a healthy amount of booze.
TheMightyDinkan,
hakunawazo, Or this classic very dark joke: How do you make a cat sound like a dog? You pour gasoline on the cat and light it on fire. WHOOF
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Push the dog through a buzz saw. MEEOOWW
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