lvxferre, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago)

Luigi	Yoshi
Scared of ghosts	Eats ghosts for breakfast
Gives Mario trouble	Gives Mario a ride
Started out as "Mario for those who can’t play as Mario"	Designed from the scratch as a character
Uses synthetic green dyes in his clothes to LARP as an environmentalist	Has his own self-sustainable island, is naturally green
Weirdo in a costume	A MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAUR

Mama should disinherit Luigi and adopt Yoshi in his place.