The Trash Can (by tonybts2)
balderdash9, Reminds me of this
https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/61b573df-cfe8-4680-a4cb-8715a9fe06da.webp
generic, 
This is not my beautiful wife!
greenhorn, Where is that large trash can?
everett, Well, do I smell jelly donuts? This is my lucky day!
metaStatic, every time I think I've found the perfect woman it's just 3 raccoons in a trench coat that rob me again
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, Run with them. They’ve got everything you need. Run with them. They are free.
meliaesc, (edited ) If they’re only taking your trash, they are respectable service workers. You should propose.
NegativeInf, Hi, where do I apply for the Racoon Husband program?
Fredselfish, 
That crazy!
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