As a massage therapist, I’m also willing to accept “human primate social groomer” over “body toucher.” Not sure that potential clients would appreciate that much more though 😕.
I’m a massage therapist too and yesterday I had a client who could easily qualify as a “primate in need of grooming.” So. Much. Body. Hair & skin grime 🤢 I know we’re supposed to love everybody but I love people most when they practice good grooming & hygiene before they come to get a massage.
Reminds me of the comic strip with the guy painting a door’s window to say PSYCHO THE RAPIST and another guy coming out of the door telling him it’s all one word.
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