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troyunrau, 
Cross these two together and you have a Canada Goose. Aka, the cobra chicken.
burgermeister, You got a problem with Canada Gooses?
troyunrau, I’m sure they’re tasty
burgermeister, The only reason Shania and Celine were so successful is because of the Canada Gooses supporting them behind the scenes.
vind, 
If you got a problem with Canada gooses then you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate
troyunrau, Marinated Canada Goose? Like, maybe some vinegar+orange zest overnight… 🤔
vind, This conversation’s fast becoming a confrontation
troyunrau, You wouldn’t want a confrontation with a Canada Goose. They scary AF.
troyunrau, It occurs to me now that you’re quoting Letterkenny and I am foolishly oblivious.
sartalon, I’ve seen a goose kill a snake. Granted it was a garter snake, it was still a goose on snake murder.
realitista, 
I always knew they had it in them. They just need the confidence to get out there and be assertive.
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