“You are laying on a (recently cleaned) floor. Your owner is outside, enjoying a nice, casual jogging. But for some reason none of those matters because HIS WALLET IS ON THE TABLE!”
“What are you going to do?”
“1) Munch wallet 2) Bite the wallet once, on its right side 3) Piss on the wallet 4) Bark”
"You’ve chosen – “Bark.”
“You let a wild bark come out of your mouth. Congratulations, it provoked your primal instincts to EAT THE WALLET WHOLE!”
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