TotallynotJessica, 1 year ago

The kool-aid man can canonically completely regenerate his cool-aid and has total control over all kool-aid in existence. He wants people to drink it, as it doesn’t hurt him and he can always refill himself. Even more terrifyingly, he can turn entire mountains into kool-aid, or even entire planets into himself. He’s hundreds of times faster than light, can time travel, and even shaped constellations into his face. Don’t fuck with the kool-aid man.