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Zink, in 16 December 2023
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Professional degeneracy

pleb_maximus, in 15 December 2023

I know Frosty, I know.

baggins, in 16 December 2023

Are those piss jugs and pizza

Cold_Brew_Enema,

I thought that was the anarchists cookbook

MrJollyLivesNextdoor,

Way of the road Bubs.

baggins, in 17 December 2023

Alternative version of this is the elves working 16 hour shifts in an electronics sweatshop building the PS5s

aeronmelon,

Santa’s Workshop is Mainland China.

eestileib, in 17 December 2023

My son fucking LOVED his wooden train sets, we got a ton of time in on those.

dabaldeagul,
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I used to have a cubic meter (ish) box filled with train tracks and trains, those were the times…

aeronmelon, in 17 December 2023

This is why I love the movie Elf. It shows elves making brand-name toys and learning how to build current-gen graphics processors for electronics that get requested.

MajorHavoc, in Random 23 January 2006

His butt is a laser!

Took me a minute. I’m proud I figured that out on my own.

Maruki_Hurakami, in 18 December 2023

The gift that keeps on giving!

SatansMaggotyCumFart, in 18 December 2023

Hehehe… herpes.

mosiacmango, in 20 December 2023

Turning coal into coalinade.

Cold_Brew_Enema, in 20 December 2023

That’s good

RGB3x3, in 20 December 2023
Drusas, in Random July 22 2017

It shouldn't be so taboo to admit this. Especially prior to having children. People still get treated like they're a monster if they're past 30 and say they don't want kids. They get treated like a child who doesn't know their own mind if they say so earlier than that.

tsonfeir, in 27 December 2023
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It’s a shame that someone who doesn’t want to be here has to resort to such a violent solution when humane options are feasible.

fckreddit, in 27 December 2023

My feelings about the new year is about the same. Only the gun in my case is imaginary. It is hard get hold of a gun in my country.

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