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aeharding, in 28 January 2024
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lol, am skydiver, I hear this joke all the time.

Kolanaki, in 28 January 2024
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Words of encouragement:

If at first you don’t succeed… So much for skydiving.

Inucune, in 27 January 2024

I’ve had to live with people like this. Toxic positivity.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, in 26 January 2024

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Slap a man upside the head with a salmon and he’ll stop asking you for fish all the got damned time.

Amir, in 26 January 2024
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Pretty sure a jacket lasts longer than 1 day

rockerface,

Not if you take it back the next day

JoMiran, in 26 January 2024
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Tutors wanted.

ironhydroxide, (edited ) in Random 2 March 2016

Was hoping the last frame would be him putting cuffs on himself… or maybe the other cop.

ACAB

Cold_Brew_Enema,

I’ll take “moronic takes” for $500, Alex

chuckleslord,

I’ll take “doesn’t know how social discourse works” for $100

Cold_Brew_Enema,

Sorry I don’t blanket hate an entire profession because of the terrible few. I apologize for being able to criticize an institution and demand recourse, without wishing death and pain on all that are apart of it. This place and reddit have no idea the entire point of ACAB. It’s just a circlejerk at this point.

kadotux,
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Breathe

Estiar,

Yes, Cyanide and Happiness, a famously level headed and accurate comic discussing specific problems with clarity

Cold_Brew_Enema,

If you paid any attention you’d see I was replying to a comment, not the comic. Maybe look closer next time?

Cold_Brew_Enema, (edited ) in Random 8 June 2018

Would’ve been funnier without the last panel

phorq, in Random 8 June 2018

I thought that was an invite-only club…

TenderfootGungi, in 24 January 2024

Hair doesn’t recede, it migrates.

Son_of_dad, in 22 January 2024

Reminds me of the SNL sketch where the rock plays banner trying to get an office job, and his co-workers troll him just to piss him off and get him to rip his suits

AngryCommieKender, in 22 January 2024

I’d expect Bruce Banner to have an E-bike.

Funny comic which is kinda rare for them these days

sleen, in 23 January 2024

Joe mamma

Fixbeat, in 21 January 2024

I’m not sure how to feel about I fvcked your mom jokes.

Kolanaki,
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Your mom’s cool with them. She told me so while we fucked.

BackOnMyBS, in 21 January 2024
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Holy shitfuck, this weather fuckin’ slaps ass.

omg, how funny! who talks like that?? I was even confused wondering if they were they liked the weather or not.

Assman,
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who talks like that??

The youth

BackOnMyBS,
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awww, beans. i finally got called old 👴

Baku,

I am “youth” (I think), and I don’t speak like that, at least 95% of the time

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