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Coldgoron, in 10 January 2024

I read this in Anya’s voice.

LemmyKnowsBest, in 9 January 2024

Hitler’s mom was killed before giving birth to him in that other timeline in which berenstein/ain bears was spelled the other way, and in the timeline where Sinbad was in a movie called Shazam.

kameecoding,

You mean where Mandela died in the 80s?

LemmyKnowsBest,

yeah that’s the one. I clearly remember seeing in the news that Mandela died corca 1989-1991.

Etterra, in 9 January 2024

The thing about time travel is that if it’s ever invented then it already has been.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please,

Alternatively: If time travel exists and Hitler is canon, then that means time travelers have collectively decided that killing Hitler is the worse option. A nearly infinite number of time travelers have already tried it, discovered it’s a bad idea, then gone back again to stop themselves from killing Hitler.

Which actually has some merit, simply due to the fact that Hitler is pretty widely regarded as a terrible tactician. He was great at inspiring his cult of personality… But when it came to war, he was pretty awful at making good decisions. It’s possible that if someone else were in charge of the Nazis, that they could have won.

Anticorp,

I love the arrogance of Steven Hawkins. He staged a secret time traveler party, and since nobody showed up, he declared time travel doesn’t exist. Maybe time travelers just don’t want to hang out with Steve…

fushuan,

What I know for sure is that I will never know if time travel is a thing, because if I ever knew, I would already know. This means that if it’s ever invented, it will be after I die, and they will never travel to places I read or know about, because if they did, I would try to get in it, and then youg me would know. So current me would know. Since I don’t know, I will never know it.

tacosanonymous,

My theory is that we are wiped out before we learn time travel.

lugal, in 9 January 2024
can, in 8 January 2024

I don’t get it

BB69,

I assume this is an argument that zoos suck and animals should only be in nature.

An argument that ignores the conservation efforts zoos provide

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

We wouldn’t need conservation if it wasn’t men so, not a valid argument

BB69,

Would you prefer there be a center to help fight extinction or just let them go extinct

SacralPlexus,

I think the author is trying to make a statement about how much better it is seeing animals in their wild habitat than the artifice of a zoo environment.

The joke is that the character in the comic gets to experience this beauty of animals in nature and then reacts the opposite of how you’d expect. He doesn’t feel wonder and is so disgusted that he is led to create the first zoo.

I think you could best summarize the joke’s point as the author saying “Somewhere out there is an idiot that saw these beautiful creatures in the wild and thought ‘hey this would be so much better if I put them in a cage and charge money!’”

SpaceNoodle,

So the author has never been to a zoo?

Kidplayer_666, in 9 January 2024

Maybe alive hitler is the best possible course…

themeatbridge,

If time travel were possible, why kill anyone? Why not go back to their childhood and teach them to be better humans? Is it justice to kill someone for a crime they have yet to commit? Isn’t the fact that you are able to kill them proof enough that they might not commit the crime, and there’s still time for them to change? Or maybe Hitler was arrested and removed from the time stream at the moment of his death to serve a prison sentence in Time Jail for eternity? Isn’t that basically the Christian conception of the afterlife anyway?

Also, intentionally going back to change anything is an inherent paradox as old as HG Wells. If you eliminate the reason for going back, you never go back. If you don’t go back, you don’t change anything.

And if we’re talking multiverse, then you’d never know if someone from an alternate future came to our past and did anything, because that’s what always happened.

Causality moves in one direction.

Kidplayer_666,

my point was that by that logic (of why didn’t anyone kill Hitler in the past), the past should be perfect (which it isn’t), implying that the past events are done in such a manner that they create the best possible future outcome

Anticorp,

But maybe this is the best possible outcome. Horrifying, right? Maybe this is the best we’re capable of at this point in history.

Kidplayer_666,

I mean, giving it very little thought, if Hitler didn’t win, there were good chances that Germany would turn red, and still good chances it would still be aggressive…

themeatbridge,

And I’m saying that it’s not possible under any understanding of time travel or causality to perfect history for the best possible future outcome, because doing so would negate the necessity for time travel. Unless you want to argue that this is why time travel doesn’t exist, because the past is already a perfect state to never necessitate time travel. But that’s the only objective measure of “perfection” that is internally consistent, and I think we would both agree that from our perspective, the past is far from perfect.

MNByChoice,

Time travel is it’s own reward. We can study Ancient Rome or anything. Space probes sent to the extreme past would be very useful.

I do not expect “kill Hitler” or “fix my love life” to be the driving force in the multi billion dollar effort for time travel.

themeatbridge,

Ok but then going back to study and learn would probably include a policy of non-intervention. So how would you know we aren’t constantly surrounded by time travelers blending in?

MNByChoice,

We won’t unless they screw up.

Is our detection of them important? It is disappointing to not have obvious time travelers.

What would one anticipate a time traveler to do in the current time?

themeatbridge,

That’s kind of the entire conversation we’re having. If time travel exists, then why hasn’t the past been improved, led to is it even possible to improve on the past, led to would time travelers be able to change anything, led to how would we know if time travel exists. Is it important? Only if you want to answer any of the questions we’ve asked. What would we anticipate they do? That’s all of the questions we’ve asked.

MNByChoice,

why kill anyone? Why not go back to their childhood and teach them to be better humans?

I think this is wonderful logic for a great many situations with a vastly overpowered being. With enough power and patience, all problems can be solved peacefully.

moistclump, in Random 8 January 2012

All men want is emotional intimacy developing into a lasting meaningful connection and it’s fucking disgusting.

Slovene, in Random 8 January 2012

Why does she still have her bra on during sex?

Daxtron2,

Some people either are into that or are just more comfortable with it on.

Slovene,

Yeah, but it’s a cartoon. I just find it odd.

Daxtron2,

Probably just because C&H doesn’t have nudity, at least not that I can remember.

hakunawazo,
Daxtron2,

objectively not the same

hakunawazo,

Care to explain? In the linked c+h comic in the last panel I could just look through the figure like through a donut. Is it not foolproof nudity in this web comic series or have I missed something?

LemmyKnowsBest, in Random 8 January 2012

When having sex with women, he fantasizes about having conversations with them 😆

Muscar,

Congratulations, you understood the comic… But why did you make a comment that’s just a description of the joke? It’s deeply weird.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Because some people in the comments didn’t understand it, and they asked for an explanation, and those who explained it used too many words.

paddirn, (edited ) in Random 8 January 2012

Is that how he got into bed with her or he’s just thinking about talking when he should be having sex?

In the moment, when I’m actually talking to a woman (or any person), it’s not really what I’m thinking about, but I do think about their anatomy and sex with a good number of women throughout the day. Just brief flashes of possible moments. Thinking about sex and talking at the same though is alot of processing power, I can’t do two things at once like that. Women though, are good at multi-tasking, so I assume they’re more likely than men to do that.

FireTower,
@FireTower@lemmy.world avatar

The joke is that he loves talking to women so much he fantasizes about it during sex. Which is humorous because the conventional wisdom displayed in the left side would indicate the inverse would be true. Happy to help.

MamboGator, in 7 January 2024
@MamboGator@lemmy.world avatar

It was supposed to be an anniversary present. If you zoom out on the last panel, the back of his shirt says “Cuckold 4 Life.”

RIP_Cheems, in 7 January 2024
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Well at least she was going to tell you.

MsPenguinette, in 7 January 2024

The amount of chaos this can cause for stray couples already on the verge of breakup is delicious

General_Effort, in 5 January 2023

Yeah, okay. But now there’s two bullets flying about.

wowwoweowza, in 5 January 2023

Came to Lemmy so I don’t get advertising. Pretty sure infantile cartoon can be made without obvious product placement?

trailblazer911,

“Dodged a bullet”. It’s a brand name perfectly used to convey a joke.

wowwoweowza,

Joke employed to feature product. Tomato, tomahto.

CADmonkey,

Except that Dodge doesn’t make trucks anymore and hasn’t for years. They’re called Ram now.

LaserTurboShark69,

Careful, I just got down voted to shit for making the same mistake

wowwoweowza,

It’s not a mistake. Creators need to be reminded product placement has zero role at Lemmy.

TheSanSabaSongbird,

Just admit that you didn’t get the joke. Now you just look petty.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

What product do you think is being placed?

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