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Blubber28, in 19 January 2024

Ah yes, the old pineapple maleshake

umbrella, in Random 3 November 2007
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I dont get it, am I dumb?

zurchpet, (edited )
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Took me a while too.

The key is. After what he said he can see over their lowered heads to the board he could not see before.

LurkyTurky, in Random 3 November 2007

Idgi

Sylocule,

He can’t see the board. After he says what he does they all drop their heads and he can see the board

Soulg,

He’s purposefully vague so that every girl thinks he’s calling her ugly and they get sad and put their head down

LurkyTurky,

Thank you cipher

sxan, in 20 January 2024
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NGL, this one used to worry me.

But then I discovered Nair!

Pissnpink, in 19 January 2024

Is c&h just using ai to wrote their jokes now, or have they always been this lazy?

exocrinous,

They’ve always been mostly shit with a few good ones. Cheap jokes.

wreckedcarzz, in 20 January 2024
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brb trying to figure out how to masturbate using my back to complete the transition

A_Very_Big_Fan,

Portals

assassinatedbyCIA, in 20 January 2024

I thought it was going to go somewhere along the lines of the son saying ‘so is that why theres hair on your lip’ to the dad.

wreckedcarzz,
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That would have been a much better response :p

Akasazh, in 17 January 2024
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The original joke is a bit of a tautology, in Italian pagliaccio means clown.

Jackcooper, in 17 January 2024

It’s stage 4. You should use your last moments experiencing only the greatest moments life has to offer. I suggest the great clown Pagliacci.

jordanlund, in 17 January 2024
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valen,
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What a comedian

omgarm, in 17 January 2024

The long shoes con.

alice_mac, in 17 January 2024

Well they do say laughter is the best medicine.

deaf_fish, in 16 January 2024

I’m just trying to understand what this comic is trying to say. It reads to me like “non-fat people are idiots”. But I am having a hard time believing that was the author’s intention.

Cold_Brew_Enema, in 16 January 2024

Lot of triggered fatties in here

jubejube, in 16 January 2024

PSA to those offended. Being fat is not okay. Big Pharma would love us all to be though so we can be riddled with disease for life. Literal cash “cows”. Trim up people so we can trim down pharmas draining of our pocketbooks.

wander1236, (edited )
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Getting an infection also isn’t okay, but you don’t generally make fun of someone because they have one.

Cold_Brew_Enema,

Yeah this doesn’t work at all. Being obese is 100% on the person. Anyone who doesn’t want to be obese can be with effort, but it is far easier to just be obese.

Psychodelic,

[CITATION NEEDED]

jubejube,

Those predecessors to an infection aren’t comparable to the gradual onset of obesity. I believe we should all be able to laugh, even at ourselves. This doesn’t single anyone out for ridicule.

Kolanaki,
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What if they have one because they refuse to wear a mask during a global pandemic while also refusing to get vaccinated?

weeahnn, (edited )
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Being fat is not okay.

I’d mostly agree. People can’t seem to wrap their heads around the fact that being fat can increase the likelihood of all kinds of nasty things like heightened blood pressure, difficulty breathing, difficulty moving, mental health problems, and a whole lot of other things.

It’s one thing to be fat, and it’s another thing to not try to change that. Good thing that facts don’t care about feelings.

Omegalul imagine downvoting facts.

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