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GBU_28, in 13 January 2024

It’s because Satan still likes all the stuff God likes, he just got kicked out.

So he’s got like, a super fucked up punisher/batman thing going on where he fails to acknowledge his own faults but sees all the sinners arriving in hell as deplorable, and deserving punishment.

pedroparamo, in 12 January 2024

Is the joke that she manufactures nipple rings?

ahal, (edited )

“Ring” as in an illegal business. I.e she runs a crime ring selling nipples (not nipple rings).

flicker, in 13 January 2024

I always figured in the story that really, since the adversary was the first one banished, he would probably not be so much occupied with the torture of others. Probably be like, “Welcome to the Shit Show.” Assuming you even ran into him. Place is probably pretty full by now.

DragonTypeWyvern,

The Christian Hell mythology is contradictory because it’s almost entirely fanfiction, and a much more modern fanfiction than you’d think, particularly in regards to Satan’s role.

The long and short of it is that, if you assume the Bible is an authority on such things, Hell isn’t this major thing where most people end up because they didn’t believe correctly, it’s not a physical thing at all, much less a thing populated by torturing demons, and Satan wouldn’t be in charge, or the Warden, or anything like that. He’d be a prisoner too.

Even in Inferno, Dante depicts him as imprisoned in ice.

flicker,

If I remember correctly, the book itself refers to a lake of fire, talks of people going somewhere devoid of God’s love, and that’s just it. It’s absolutely bonkers what Dante’s Inferno did to Christian lore.

I’m not a Christian, personally, so it’s just an oddity to me.

humanplayer2, in 13 January 2024
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If I told my toddler to do this and that, and then had a laugh hating on her for doing it exactly right – that’d be pretty evil parenting, I suppose.

tissek, in 13 January 2024

This is so terribly wholesome!

SpaceNoodle, in 13 January 2024

Because he also likes torture

MammyWhammy, in 12 January 2024

If someone ever tells you they have a nipple ring, the only appropriate response is:

“I don’t believe you.”

Stoney_Logica1,

“Let’s see it then.”

troyunrau,
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I have a nipple ring

Broken_Monitor, in 1 June 2016

Turns out his real name is Paradox Man

chepox, in 1 June 2016

Use the spoiler tag people… It’s not that hard

usualsuspect191, in Random 4 August 2005

Office Space is a black comedy?

snowsuit2654,
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It is if you’re a middle manager

can, in 10 January 2024

Alright, I know they’ve had twenty years and are allowed a few stinkers, but is this the worst cyanide and happiness ever?

samus12345, in 10 January 2024
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troyunrau, in 10 January 2024
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This is a marketing trick, part of the shrinkflation treadmill.

(1) Step one, make a box with three rows of cookies.

(2) Step two, make two products, one with two rows (at a slightly lower price than the three rows), and introduce a Family Size/Share Size/etc. with four rows that costs just under double.

(3) Step three, return two step one, but now with a higher price.

Repeat ad nauseum.

The thing is, as a single consumer who is trying to buy at the best price point at any given time, I’ll fall for it repeatedly.

isVeryLoud,

Astroturfing, but I just launched lemmy.ca/c/shrinkflation today, if you want to post your Oreos.

I hate opening Oreos, whippets, etc. and just seeing those little plastic pegs in the packaging where three cookies should have gone instead. >:(

sxan, in 10 January 2024
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Oh, they know. They know.

dohpaz42, in 10 January 2024
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This hits way too close to home.

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