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ReCursing, in 3 January 2023
@ReCursing@kbin.social avatar

I honestly cannot understand why you would want to watch something on a smart watch. i can just about understand a tablet because it's relatively portable, but even a phone is too small!

XTornado,

I have been watching YouTube on it once, because my phone died… and I was somewhere that I wanted to leave but couldn’t… So I was bored as fuck and that was the best thing I could do.

Psythik,

I have so many questions. How were you able to watch YouTube on your watch if your phone was dead? Are you one of those rich people who pays for a data plan for their watch? Or if you were at home on WiFi, what was preventing you from charging your phone? Didn’t feel like getting up to grab the charger?

XTornado,

The watch is a WiFi one, it worked because it had the connection of wifi from there.

I wasn’t home, didn’t have a charger, and althought I could have asked for one my phone like was like dead I would have needed to be next to the plug to use it and in any case my hope was I could leave soon so I didn’t want to bother.

Sharpiemarker, in 3 January 2023

James Cameron or Colonel Sanders?

sbv,

Colonel Cameron

Viking_Hippie,

Much better choice than James Sanders would have been.

sbv,

We don’t talk about James Sanders.

Viking_Hippie,

Isn’t he the guy who hangs out with Bruno?

drislands, in 3 January 2023

I, uh…I don’t get it.

chicken,

I think maybe because it’s a movie known for putting a lot of effort into high detail visuals so watching at low quality wastes the effort put into them? idk I didn’t watch it

YarHarSuperstar,
@YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world avatar

James Cameron will fuck you up if you don’t appreciate his amazing cinematography.

Kase, in 3 January 2023

Reminds me of this video by hbomberguy I watched a couple days ago. It talks about (among other things) how the poor quality of VHS tapes influenced the experience of watching movies, especially the horror genre.

All this to say, it’d be funny if a new type of movie/video emerged that’s great for watching on a tiny smartwatch screen but not so much on anything bigger.

sheogorath,

We can already see this to some effect in direct to stream movies. The cinematography is geared towards viewing on smaller screens compared to being best viewed in a movie theater.

Anticorp, in 31 December 2023

Exposed for what? Is it a blackface thing? I guess I don’t get it.

Master,

think so

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, it’s meant to be black face.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in 3 January 2023
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Don't tell James but I saw the original Avatar as a grainy camrip with Russian subtitles and people walking in front of the screen

nxdefiant,

James Cameron: omae wa mou shindeiru

NoIWontPickaName,

Yvan eht nioj

Anticorp, in 30 December 2023

I don’t get it. This is the second one in quick succession that I don’t understand.

quindraco,

What happens to food that you eat?

Diabolo96,

Maybe it’s a reference to the expression “it’s the shit”

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

My immediate thought was toward enshittification. He didn’t make shit it was turned to shit. Which is exactly what happens to most things that slowly becomes popular.

Diabolo96,

Possibly, but it’s all speculation until the author himself confirms it.

Anticorp,

Oh, possibly.

ahornsirup,
@ahornsirup@sopuli.xyz avatar

“Mainstream appeal bad”

PsychedSy,

The goal of chefs is for their food to turn to shit.

sbv,

this is deeper than I expected

Motzart, in 31 December 2008

Is it about pubes?

areyouevenreal,

Probably

uservoid1, in 29 December 2023

I didn’t get it so I had to look knowyourmeme.com/…/green-line-test-dont-lean-in

v81,

Second reply here. I didn’t get it either. Is it really a meme if no-one knows it?

onelikeandidie,

Never heard of this as well, guess I need to be chronically online or something idk

Tar_alcaran, in 29 December 2023

I’m going to need some info on this one

hyhachi,

leaning apparently displays weakness.

Rez, (edited )
@Rez@sh.itjust.works avatar

There’s this stupid theory, that men who “lean in” to the womans side are beta. People who believe this theory post edited pictures of famous couples with an added green line to show how the man is leaning in or show how a man is leaning out to explain that he’s an alpha. Obviously, this is complete BS.

Rubanski,

What’s worse, green line or hover hand?

Tar_alcaran,

In glad to hear there’s at least one corner of internet stupid that I’ve never heard of.

Anticorp, in 9 September 2023

Wow, he’s getting dark these days.

usualsuspect191,

Who, Dave? No more than Kris or Rob I’d say

aeharding, in 28 January 2024
@aeharding@lemmy.world avatar

lol, am skydiver, I hear this joke all the time.

Kolanaki, in 28 January 2024
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Words of encouragement:

If at first you don’t succeed… So much for skydiving.

Inucune, in 27 January 2024

I’ve had to live with people like this. Toxic positivity.

ChickenLadyLovesLife, in 26 January 2024

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Slap a man upside the head with a salmon and he’ll stop asking you for fish all the got damned time.

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