ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Slap a man upside the head with a salmon and he’ll stop asking you for fish all the got damned time.

Amir,
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Pretty sure a jacket lasts longer than 1 day

rockerface,

Not if you take it back the next day

JoMiran,
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Tutors wanted.

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