JoMiran

JoMiran, 5 months ago

This is the most royal post I have seen today.

JoMiran, 5 months ago

So what you’re saying is…she’s available?

JoMiran, 5 months ago

I love that she didn’t break character. Hot.

JoMiran, 5 months ago

I was told it was rude to not tip.

JoMiran, 5 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

Maybe this is a natural gas conversion.

EDIT: Yep, illegal conversion.

dailymail.co.uk/…/Shocking-moment-vehicles-illega…

JoMiran, 5 months ago

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/301c1d4b-199e-447d-b1a8-773735d75b96.png

JoMiran, 5 months ago

Look at the last panel carefully

JoMiran, 5 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

My cousin only uses bottled lube because once, in the heat of the moment, he grabbed the BenGay gel.

EDIT: To clarify, he’s gay. The gel was in his ass, and on his dick and balls. His guest had a condom so…hooray safe sex, I guess.

JoMiran, 5 months ago

He’s still gay, just not Ben.

JoMiran, 5 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

Shitpost indeed

JoMiran, 5 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

Which is the Harbor Freight’s Warrior & Hecules house?

JoMiran, 5 months ago

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/8b73b124-6f40-4093-9606-f7526020abe0.jpeg

JoMiran, 5 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

A hot pepper will haunt you from the grave when, some time later, you scratch your eye or decide to rub one off.

JoMiran, 5 months ago

I did this in 2003. I designed a new server room for a company and had to transition their servers from the zero cable management abomination they previously had to my over engineered fishbowl. To get the servers off the racks I literally had to take garden shears and cut the cables. The pile was a few feet high and I sat on it like a throne because no sane person would pass on that opportunity.

JoMiran, 5 months ago

They will, if you have pepperoni when all they got was plain cheese.

JoMiran, 6 months ago

If you have Paramount+, don’t mind doing a free trial, or like to sail the seven seas, you can watch The Reagans documentary series. Another documentary that gives you some insight into the type of people they were is the Rock Hudson one. The TL;DR on that one is that they had been good friends for decades, especially Nancy, and the moment it came out that he had AIDS, they pretended he had never existed.

Ronald was basically an idiot but Nancy was a truly foul human being.

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/d2533629-0c1f-4b9a-b8fa-4d2a3c0b52d0.jpeg

JoMiran, 6 months ago

I got really hopeful during Brexit that Ireland would unite and Scotland would leave.

JoMiran, 6 months ago

My last panel: “That’d be nice.” ZZZZzzzz

JoMiran, 6 months ago

I am fifty so I napped so I could be ready to celebrate.

JoMiran, 6 months ago

I’m fifty and even I consider myself too young for Archie Bunker.

JoMiran, 6 months ago

Yep. I was five to six years old by the time it when off the air.

JoMiran, 6 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

I unsertood that reference.

JoMiran, 6 months ago

I am pretty sure that is not how you make Mole.

JoMiran, 6 months ago

I was able to curb my nervous/bored eating and drinking with bitters and sours. Instead of reaching for food I now reach for some tea (with just lemon), coffee (decaf black), a glass of water with lemon, or just suck on a lime wedge. The lime thing is mostly to curb alcohol cravings.

PS: My wife’s answer was Kombucha. Everybody is different.

JoMiran, 6 months ago

I’d rather get three mid range 1440p monitors , stack two horizontal and the third over the two horizontals but offset. It would probably still cost less than one of those ultrawides.

Who am I kidding. My cheap ass would do neither.