Sharpiemarker

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Sharpiemarker,

I too need to be swaddled and baked.

Sharpiemarker,

That is actually impressive

Sharpiemarker, (edited )

Assuming it’s just a typo because the legit one is 1337x.to

Someone just pasted the same URL twice instead of the incorrect and correct urls.

Sharpiemarker,

OP loves adidas

Sharpiemarker,

That’s a great story! What a cool experience

Sharpiemarker,

Makes sense

Sharpiemarker,

Lol this is fantastic.

Sharpiemarker, (edited )

I knew I recognized Nicolas Cage from Saturday Night Fever!

Sharpiemarker,

Yep, plastic can be razor sharp.

Sharpiemarker,

Yep. And then you get old and it grows faster than you can keep up with it. I’m about half-way to looking like Cousin Itt.

Sharpiemarker,

You and me both

Sharpiemarker, (edited )

Why can’t we, as bros, complement each other’s cocks?

Sharpiemarker,

TIL!

T-minus 4 years until my second puberty.

Sharpiemarker,

Need this

Sharpiemarker, (edited )

I don’t know of any car currently where you fill the gas tank from the engine bay.

Sharpiemarker,

Good catch!

Sharpiemarker,

Agreed but I think the implication is more “if you can do something about it, then there’s nothing to worry about.”

Sharpiemarker,

Which I was explaining to the person I replied to. It’s not like I didn’t get it.

Sharpiemarker,

It’s also another example of the way in which cats are liquid.

Sharpiemarker,

James Cameron or Colonel Sanders?

Sharpiemarker,

Hydrate and bidet.

Sharpiemarker,

The OG Karen/Kyle

Sharpiemarker,

Eww what a gross mentality and a terrible human being. Don’t be in a committed relationship then.

Sharpiemarker,

I thought they were supposed to be shit jokes, not bad takes?

Sharpiemarker,

Well mostly because it perpetuates shitty ideas about what it means to be a man and ideas that incels latch onto about what’s important in a relationship. It also isn’t really funny or ironic or an attempt at anything besides women-hate. 0/10 👎

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