Sharpiemarker

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Sharpiemarker,

TIL!

T-minus 4 years until my second puberty.

Sharpiemarker,

Which I was explaining to the person I replied to. It’s not like I didn’t get it.

Sharpiemarker,

Agreed but I think the implication is more “if you can do something about it, then there’s nothing to worry about.”

Sharpiemarker,

That’s a great story! What a cool experience

Sharpiemarker, (edited )

I knew I recognized Nicolas Cage from Saturday Night Fever!

Sharpiemarker,

The OG Karen/Kyle

Sharpiemarker,

James Cameron or Colonel Sanders?

Sharpiemarker,

That is actually impressive

Sharpiemarker,

Hydrate and bidet.

Sharpiemarker,

You and me both

Sharpiemarker,

Yep. And then you get old and it grows faster than you can keep up with it. I’m about half-way to looking like Cousin Itt.

Sharpiemarker,

Makes sense

Sharpiemarker,

Need this

Sharpiemarker,

Lol this is fantastic.

Sharpiemarker,

It’s also another example of the way in which cats are liquid.

Sharpiemarker,

Well mostly because it perpetuates shitty ideas about what it means to be a man and ideas that incels latch onto about what’s important in a relationship. It also isn’t really funny or ironic or an attempt at anything besides women-hate. 0/10 👎

Sharpiemarker,

Eww what a gross mentality and a terrible human being. Don’t be in a committed relationship then.

Sharpiemarker,

I thought they were supposed to be shit jokes, not bad takes?

Sharpiemarker, (edited )

Assuming it’s just a typo because the legit one is 1337x.to

Someone just pasted the same URL twice instead of the incorrect and correct urls.

Sharpiemarker,

Good catch!

Sharpiemarker, (edited )

I don’t know of any car currently where you fill the gas tank from the engine bay.

Sharpiemarker,

Yep, plastic can be razor sharp.

Sharpiemarker,

I too need to be swaddled and baked.

Sharpiemarker,

OP loves adidas

Sharpiemarker, (edited )

Why can’t we, as bros, complement each other’s cocks?

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