What a relief! I was kinda getting worried
I want to thank everyone who gave me a bunch of great advice
Enzy, Swedish I’m pooping right now
Lord have mercy
lymingseng, Literally shitpost
jenny_ball, 
i always read these in the voice of lemiwinks from South park.
Syudagye, 
i am glad to ear that
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S, 
You really should not have done that. Everyone who ever died has pooped.
OldWoodFrame, I suspect that is not accurate because of babies that only live for a few minutes or birth defects that require a colostomy.
But everyone who poops, eventually dies.
wizenheimer, Just remember the rule of 3. More than 3 times a day or less than once every 3 days is considered unhealthy. Anything between that should be fine
DaCrazyJamez, This is lemmy. We go at least three days without pooping.
Restaldt, Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped
match, 
Today is gonna be the day that you’re gonna throw it back to poop
Aggravationstation, By now, you should have dropped trou’ and done what you had to do
EdanGrey, Huzzah!
Kecessa, Bah, three days, that’s nothing! There was this guy on Reddit who didn’t go for a month and a half and had to get unplugged at the hospital!
Pinklink, And? How was it?? I want consistency, color, smell, difficulty etc.
Details are what make for a good story
Sharpiemarker, Hydrate and bidet.
HootinNHollerin, The body is evolving to be more efficient…
FinishingDutch, 
Mazel tov!
IndiBrony, 
Just so you know, I was concerned myself about having not pooped this year so I shared your last post with my girlfriend to show that I wasn’t alone in my poopy predicament!
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6650fa60-7c97-4c63-82a8-14b1bc286cdb.png
Needless to say, we’ve been awaiting this update 🫡
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