What a relief! I was kinda getting worried
I want to thank everyone who gave me a bunch of great advice
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S, 
You really should not have done that. Everyone who ever died has pooped.
OldWoodFrame, I suspect that is not accurate because of babies that only live for a few minutes or birth defects that require a colostomy.
But everyone who poops, eventually dies.
match, 
Today is gonna be the day that you’re gonna throw it back to poop
Aggravationstation, By now, you should have dropped trou’ and done what you had to do
WhatsHerBucket, 
Glad it all worked out in the end
DaCrazyJamez, *Glad it all worked out of your end.
wizenheimer, Just remember the rule of 3. More than 3 times a day or less than once every 3 days is considered unhealthy. Anything between that should be fine
DaCrazyJamez, This is lemmy. We go at least three days without pooping.
cosmicrose, 
I’m proud of you.
WhisperingEye, That full stop is giving me anxiety
cypherix93, I’m proud of you?
Viking_Hippie, I’m proud of you‽
farfarawaay, I poop now, as I read this, in solidarity ✊
cypherix93, me too, stand strong my brothers and sisters ✊
yngmnwntr, Please don’t stand until the show is complete.
Sharpiemarker, Hydrate and bidet.
salvaria, I was wondering why you were still holding on to last year’s shit. Glad to know everything came out alright!
WhisperingEye, Apparently my ass holds grudges
Enzy, Swedish I’m pooping right now
Lord have mercy
lymingseng, Literally shitpost
jenny_ball, 
i always read these in the voice of lemiwinks from South park.
Syudagye, 
i am glad to ear that
Restaldt, Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped
EdanGrey, Huzzah!
Kecessa, Bah, three days, that’s nothing! There was this guy on Reddit who didn’t go for a month and a half and had to get unplugged at the hospital!
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