What a relief! I was kinda getting worried
I want to thank everyone who gave me a bunch of great advice
Jtee, 
I like when stories have a happy ending
cosmicrose, 
I’m proud of you.
WhisperingEye, That full stop is giving me anxiety
cypherix93, I’m proud of you?
Viking_Hippie, I’m proud of you‽
salvaria, I was wondering why you were still holding on to last year’s shit. Glad to know everything came out alright!
WhisperingEye, Apparently my ass holds grudges
IndiBrony, 
Just so you know, I was concerned myself about having not pooped this year so I shared your last post with my girlfriend to show that I wasn’t alone in my poopy predicament!
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6650fa60-7c97-4c63-82a8-14b1bc286cdb.png
Needless to say, we’ve been awaiting this update 🫡
Restaldt, Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped
EdanGrey, Huzzah!
wizenheimer, Just remember the rule of 3. More than 3 times a day or less than once every 3 days is considered unhealthy. Anything between that should be fine
DaCrazyJamez, This is lemmy. We go at least three days without pooping.
match, 
Today is gonna be the day that you’re gonna throw it back to poop
Aggravationstation, By now, you should have dropped trou’ and done what you had to do
Sharpiemarker, Hydrate and bidet.
Electric_Druid, The update we needed
farfarawaay, I poop now, as I read this, in solidarity ✊
cypherix93, me too, stand strong my brothers and sisters ✊
yngmnwntr, Please don’t stand until the show is complete.
androidul, first poop in 2024
lymingseng, Literally shitpost
Kecessa, Bah, three days, that’s nothing! There was this guy on Reddit who didn’t go for a month and a half and had to get unplugged at the hospital!
HootinNHollerin, The body is evolving to be more efficient…
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