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SpaceCowboy, in Random 2015-5-17
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No! It’s a drill bit bit!

usualsuspect191, in 29 September 2023

Goldilocks and the gay cowboys

blackluster117, in 1 October 2023
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K.O.!

JohnnyEnzyme, in Random 8-12-2012

Haha, that’s the best riff on that classic since the Simpsons’ alien abduction ep.

Altho this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql3z3DJBbng Simpsons bit gave me some vibes.

JoMiran, in 8 October 2023
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🙋‍♂️

casmael,

It’s a bit real this one isn’t it

Colour_me_triggered, in 8 October 2023

Once you’ve stepped on one of these bad boys lego will feel like a shag carpet.

Edit: aftermath WARNING gore.

steal_your_face,
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Need a nsfl tag on that second link D:

fiercekitten, in 10 October 2023

All self-described alpha males are alpha releases

JakenVeina, in 11 October 2023

So, the animation doesn’t play in Jerboa, unless you open the image in a dedicated popup, and now I’m not sure which version is better. The non-animated one kinda feels more like C&H to me.

Maddie,
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I’m using Jerboa and it plays fine for me

UntouchedWagons,
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I’m using jerboa too and it’s not animated for me.

[edit]

Oh it does if I tap the picture.

JohnDClay,

Same

ImplyingImplications, in 12 October 2023

Clever pun

Player2, in 12 October 2023

So we back in the mine

rush,

got our pickaxe swinging from side to side

hakunawazo,
CompostMaterial, in 14 October 2023

Truth.

stephfinitely, in 14 October 2023

This must be an man experience. I get asked by what feels like every employee if I need help when I go to Home Depot.

JoMiran,
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Yep. I get ignored and my wife gets asked non-stop.

chatokun,

I’m normally used to being ignored and wear headphones, so when people suddenly ask me if I need help I’m always not ready. Usually can’t hear em either. Why are they looking at me amd moving their lips?

Assman,
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Man here, I get asked by every employee I pass. Like I’m stubborn guys, I wanna struggle through it on my own.

MrShankles,

My wife and I tag-team when going to home depot or Lowes. I’ll check isles, and she’ll find assistance faster than I ever can. It’s expedited our trips there significantly

stephfinitely,

Smart

ShaunaTheDead,
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I've definitely noticed a difference since transitioning to female when I go to a hardware store I get asked if I need help way more than before.

clearedtoland,

That’s such an interesting experience I’d never thought of. Now I wonder if that’s bias, attraction or friendliness.

Experiencing a day in the opposite sex would be fascinating. I’m not even sure I’d notice things like that, they seem so subtle.

ShaunaTheDead,
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It's a combination of all of the above, I'm sure. Probably some sexism, but it could also be that now that I'm happier I project a friendlier attitude making me more approachable. I guess I'll never know!

I've definitely noticed that women are muuuuuuch friendlier toward me since transitioning which is really nice. Other women meet me eyes instead of averting it and usually flash a genuine smile (not a sheepish one like before), and will usually say something even if just a quick "hi!".

On the other hand, men are much more standoffish and weird around me, which I'm totally fine with lol

Fixbeat, in 14 October 2023

…or it’s an old fart and they “help” by being a condescending grumpy asshole.

wreckedcarzz,
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“look sonny back in the good old days we’d pay a nickel to the [redacted] on the corner and he’d figure it all out lickety split, sometime we’d even let em keep the nickel. then they gave em equal rights and that’s what really caused the world wars, you see, the balance of power was threatened and germany knew it and…”

not-slowly backing away

(this has been not far off from most of my boomer and older random interactions in public; or something like they are holding a nice conversation with you and then mention the 5G covid nano robots that are going to activate next Thursday and start killing everyone. I just want to buy my thing and go home, please stop talking.)

Chariotwheel, in 14 October 2023

I have the opposite experience, I have to keep telling people that I don't need help. I don't know if I just look that helpless or clueless.

JoMiran,
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My wife gets that a lot.

techingtenor,

They’re just trained to approach you pretty much no matter what. Leaving people alone means youre missing out on opportunities for good business I guess. Just annoying to me, especially when I was working at one.

wreckedcarzz,
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Now I’m imagining you at work and the jackasses from the Northside store come flooding in and asking customers if they need help. Like a home depot turf war, with customers in the crossfire, running and screaming.

Chariotwheel,

The best idea I've ever seen was a documentation about a shop that had baskets of different colours. One meant "talk to me, I may need help" and one meant "leave me alone, I know what I am doing". That is a great idea for everyone.

Polar, in 14 October 2023

That’s not my experience. I ask someone where a really strange item is, and they’ll tell me the exact aisle, exact shelf, and exact bin. All from memory in 2.5 nanoseconds.

XbSuper,

I agree. Until I read your comment I didn’t even know what the comic was about.

Anticorp,

At Home Depot? They’re definitely different in your area then. Around here they all run away when they see you need help, just like this comic.

JJROKCZ,

Depends if you get the old man or one of the kids, the kids just pull out their phone and look it up in the same app is used only to find that it’s wrong since there is no aisle 57E. Old man will know where it actually is and even explain how to use it well if I want

porkins,

Matters which Home Depot and what hours. If you go during slow time. Some old person who is doing this as a retirement gig will tell you what you really need etc., but I’ve also experienced not being able to get someone while it’s busy and having the department-specific person MIA. Many parts are missing even if the website says they are in stock because people steel them. I had an employee tell me that the didn’t sell the individual plumbing part that I needed, but winked and nudged that I should buy a kit that had it and return it without that piece. He was like, either that or essentially steal the part out of the box when no one was looking. That’s your ghetto Home Depot. In the more upscale town Home Depot, they are better stocked and less busy, so generally more helpful.

JoMiran,
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Depends on where I am at the time. If I’m in Austin (City) and I ask someone where a really strange item is, I see their eyes glaze over, then they pull out their phone and proceed to check the store’s website.

When I’m in Wyoming and I ask someone where a really strange item is, they ask me what I’m trying to accomplish. Then they proceed to give me a master class in the subject matter as well as a full parts list

lightnsfw,

I tried that once. I literally showed him a picture. His response was to ask me what I was working on and then when I explained. He was like "oh you should do this instead and pointed me towards something that wouldn’t work for what I was trying to do at all. Then he argued with me about it. I was like… man just show me where this fucking item is I don’t give a shit about your opinions I know what I’m doing. He had no idea and I had to go find it myself.

Hupf,
HughJanus,

I knew it was going to be this 🤣

Thassodar,

Whatever you do, don’t go with your dad, end up spending 2 hours there.

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