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squiblet, in 22 November 2023
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Why does he have zero fingers?

wander1236,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

She took them

alphacyberranger, in 18 October 2023
@alphacyberranger@lemmy.world avatar

Had me in the first half.

gibmiser,

For real, surprise wholesome

danc4498,

And first half of the second half.

dasusernem, in 6 December 2023

This is my new favorite C&H comic! Love me a good 4th wall break

Rodeo, (edited )

Isn’t breaking the 4th wall when the speak to audience.

Klear,

Breaking the fourth wall is from theatre, where you can imagine an invisible wall between the characters and the audience. Nowadays it’s used for any medium-awareness shenanigans including stuff like this, even though the audience (you) is not directly involved.

fusio, in 18 October 2023

he can use the money for therapy

Kolanaki, in Random 1-31-17
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I don’t have kids… Where’s my money?

nexguy,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

Did you stand in line at the no-kids-money-giveaway factory?

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

They don’t mail it out? Fuck me…

TheGreenGolem,

It was right besides the line for Ferraris for those who don’t smoke.

Potatos_are_not_friends, in 20 November 2023

Possibly dark question.

So if you kill yourself, your family has to pay for your funeral.

But if the city/state/country kills you, free burial?

IonicFrog,
@IonicFrog@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

If your body goes unclaimed then it’s up to whatever local entity to dispose of it. Most places cremate.

If you want to watch a dark documentary about how dead people without a next of kin are handled. => www.imdb.com/title/tt0342180/

Sprokes,

Not for research? Like testing for car crashes?

XTornado, (edited )

Wait, did they ever do car crash tests with real bodies!?

bingbong,

No, they’re turned into Halloween decorations

venoft, (edited )
@venoft@lemmy.world avatar

Not without consent (before your death obviously…). Last time I checked I found that donating your body to science is surprisingly difficult.

nieceandtows, in 3 November 2023

Or a sociopath

HelloHotel,

Actually justin its “and”. Your so stupid that we are goin down and registering you as a cook for the navy /s

Triple_B, in 8 December 2023

I’d like to say thanks to the Binding of Isaac for allowing me to get this joke.

evolatic,

Can you help me. I’m so lost.

clay_pidgin,

en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Harlequin-type_ichthyosis

Do not recommend image searching.

slaacaa,

Jesus, even the wiki images are nightmare fuel

clay_pidgin,

It’s incredibly sad.

twice_twotimes,

I made a mistake. I make a mistake. I made a mistake.

clay_pidgin,

Sorry, friend. I tried to warn ya.

QuiteQuickQum,

It’s a risky seach if you’re squeamish, but Harlequin disease is skin mutation(?) that leads to babies being born with cracked skin and puffy red eyes. The cracks somewhat evoke the patterning of Harlequin’s motley attire.

Carvex,

Thanks Triple Q

Triple_B,

You’re welcome.

QuiteQuickQum,

Stolen valor! 🤣

MamboGator, (edited )
@MamboGator@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks for explaining. Now that I know, I realized that I heard of it before from this Mortal Kombat short film. It was the “realistic” reason for the way Reptile looks.

youtube.com/watch?v=MqVcPcIfjTY

Triple_B,

For the Binding of Isaac connection, there’s an item called Harlequin Baby that adds a follower that’s… well, a harlequin baby.

humanplayer2,
@humanplayer2@lemmy.ml avatar

I’d like to thank my designer friend who at a bar told about a thing she was designing, but as someone didn’t know the pattern type, somebody did an image search. We never got back to the design talk.

moistclump, in 1 December 2023

Reminds me of The Onion movie: youtu.be/1XFw1jRKRwQ?feature=shared

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES,

I fucking love this clip, watch it every time it’s posted.

Is the whole movie worth watching?

pleb_maximus,

Haven’t watched it in quite a while so I don’t know how it holds up. But I think it’s a fun watch.

Facebones,

I assume as in “The” Onion? I wouldn’t have high hopes but I wouldn’t blame them for trying around the time that was probably made.

Algaroth,

Yes. It is extremely stupid and some of the jokes are very dated but it’s still funny.

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s a whole movie? I thought all the Key & Peele sketches were just short sketches.

kameecoding,

also relevant key and peele skit

youtu.be/jgYYOUC10aM?si=dANcVKRQS4UZQSov

LemmyKnowsBest,

Ah yes, the 50-year long con.

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck you key and peele publishers

SmartSelect_20231202-164907

lemmesay,
@lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

replace youtu.be in the URL with yewtu.be.
here, for your convenience: yewtu.be/watch?v=jgYYOUC10aM

towerful, in 26 November 2023

As someone trying to fix up their flat, this is scarily accurate.
Except the porn theme. I just want my plumbing fixed

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

😏

Guster,

😈

hakunawazo,

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768, in 5 January 2023
  • Man vs Woman.
  • Wife Bad.
  • Big Car, Big Dick.
  • Man Leaves/Flees/MGTOW.
  • Women Expensive.
  • Showoff Wedding.
  • Eternal Bride.
Rachelhazideas,

The joke is that big trucks are just as frivolous as overpriced weddings, and both of these people are idiots.

agentshags,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

And that he dodged a bullet

768,

I think bulletdouche has to up his comms with them feels

rab,

No it’s actually just a simple pun lol

RGB3x3,

It’s both

rab,

Dodge hasn’t even sold trucks in how many years

Got_Bent,

Huh? Is this like a secondary joke I’m missing?

Dodge trucks are all over the place round these here coal rolling parts. Most aggressive vehicles on the road.

www.ramtrucks.com

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in 3 January 2023
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Don't tell James but I saw the original Avatar as a grainy camrip with Russian subtitles and people walking in front of the screen

nxdefiant,

James Cameron: omae wa mou shindeiru

NoIWontPickaName,

Yvan eht nioj

Corigan, in 28 November 2023

I’m ashamed to say I’ve done this a few times. Pretend to not be home not die in a fire.

sndmn, in 5 November 2023

Dark…

Love it!

Bye, in Random 11-6-2017

I don’t know man, mine just keeps getting better. I have a dog now. Shit’s amazing.

captainlezbian,

Yeah I enjoyed college a lot. But I was broke and stressed and it was hard. I’ve lost loved ones, sure, but I’ve found new ones too. I’ve got a wife now, and I love her so much.

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