cyanideandhappiness

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Aggravationstation, in 19 November 2023

How did you get a picture of my future tombstone?

Serinus, in Random 1-5-2016

I dated her.

qooqie, in Random 05-13-2022

You can (mostly) avoid looking like that if you workout and eat healthy. Time will catch up though eventually, but you don’t need to look like that in your 30s, 40s, or even 50s

PatFussy, in 30 October 2023

When I think of vore I can only think of anal vore where they dream of being inside someones ass.

aslamghandri, in Earn Money Without Investment

earn unlimited

Pons_Aelius,

Piss off spammer.

lemmydripzdotz123,

Piss on spammer.

Pons_Aelius,

Piss off spammer.

tilcica,

no no. you have to piss ON spammer

JoMiran, in 8 October 2023
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🙋‍♂️

casmael,

It’s a bit real this one isn’t it

Kalkaline, in 26 September 2023
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Is that supposed to be a seizure or something?

Ashelyn,

Cyanide exposure

Metal_Zealot, in 16 September 2023
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Enjoy your UTI

Kolanaki,
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I remember some army video on STDs from the 40’s or 50’s that was riffed on by the MST3K dudes that had a guy say when he had an itch in his dingus, he would “just douche the canal with whiskey.”

CaptainEffort, in 13 September 2023

Is he picking him up, or crawling up his ass?

Pietson,

I don't remember any scene where Indy picked up a temple..

Echo71Niner, in 11 September 2023

come on man the poke-me stick is bigger than his body, where was it hidden!!

ApathyTree,
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=KO4jaGF8eQE

(Just the first bit with the shotgun)

Also I assume some magic was involved.

Echo71Niner,

That was kind of stupid lol, the pencil could’ve been in the pocket, the guns concealment were impressive through, but the shotgun was stupid, the second he moves that leg, spotted.

ApathyTree,
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I agree, it was explicitly for the shotgun part, the rest is too cumbersome to be useful (and frankly so is the shotgun limiting your leg movement…)

None of it is a good design, but let’s be real about the intended market for it - cosplaytriots and tacticools don’t care about actual practicality :)

CrypticCoffee, in 23 August 2023

Ah, media implying fathers are absent from kids events in life. How unique…

Next week, dads are dumb, mom is clever.

DeepFriedDresden,

Bro even the adult son thinks jet skiing would be better than accepting an award. The joke is turning a euphemism for death into a literal observation. Relax

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