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Colour_me_triggered, in 8 October 2023

Once you’ve stepped on one of these bad boys lego will feel like a shag carpet.

Edit: aftermath WARNING gore.

steal_your_face,
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Need a nsfl tag on that second link D:

blackluster117, in 1 October 2023
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K.O.!

usualsuspect191, in 29 September 2023

Goldilocks and the gay cowboys

SpaceCowboy, in Random 2015-5-17
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No! It’s a drill bit bit!

KingThrillgore, in Random 2015-5-17
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They wrote this entire fucking thing for the joke at the end.

RavindraNemandi,
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I mean, isn’t that how most jokes work?

collegefurtrader, in Random 2015-5-17

Grandpa called it a “drill motor”

aksdb, in 19 September 2023

I don’t get it. Can someone enlighten me?

apprehensively_human,

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In pepto bismol commercials, you will see the liquid quickly cover the entire surface of the stomach lining when ingested. The joke is that there may not be an outer limit to how far the liquid expands to, and so will exit through your mouth and engulf you, followed by the entire planet.

Anticorp, in 18 September 2023

Some people did have cell phones in 1985. The Brick was available in 1983, and there were car phones and trunk phones before that.

Daevan, in 15 September 2023

I don’t get It, help :|

Pratai,

Me either.

HBK,
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I think he’s having a flashback to his literal “first rodeo”, which I imagine didn’t go that well.

sincle354, in Fool proof plan

My man painted over his eyes and the empty space in his own mouth. I gotta get whatever paint he's buying.

QT1, in Fool proof plan

Seems like this idea… backfired

mayo, in Fool proof plan

what the fuck hahaha

elvith, in 11 September 2023

NGL, I was expecting a boner in the fourth panel…

Echo71Niner, in 25 August 2023

holy fucking aim

Echo71Niner, in 26 August 2023

haha terrifying

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