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Amir, in 26 January 2024
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Pretty sure a jacket lasts longer than 1 day

rockerface,

Not if you take it back the next day

ironhydroxide, (edited ) in Random 2 March 2016

Was hoping the last frame would be him putting cuffs on himself… or maybe the other cop.

ACAB

Cold_Brew_Enema,

I’ll take “moronic takes” for $500, Alex

chuckleslord,

I’ll take “doesn’t know how social discourse works” for $100

Cold_Brew_Enema,

Sorry I don’t blanket hate an entire profession because of the terrible few. I apologize for being able to criticize an institution and demand recourse, without wishing death and pain on all that are apart of it. This place and reddit have no idea the entire point of ACAB. It’s just a circlejerk at this point.

kadotux,
@kadotux@lemmings.world avatar

Breathe

Estiar,

Yes, Cyanide and Happiness, a famously level headed and accurate comic discussing specific problems with clarity

Cold_Brew_Enema,

If you paid any attention you’d see I was replying to a comment, not the comic. Maybe look closer next time?

Slovene, in Random 8 January 2012

Why does she still have her bra on during sex?

Daxtron2,

Some people either are into that or are just more comfortable with it on.

Slovene,

Yeah, but it’s a cartoon. I just find it odd.

Daxtron2,

Probably just because C&H doesn’t have nudity, at least not that I can remember.

hakunawazo,
Daxtron2,

objectively not the same

hakunawazo,

Care to explain? In the linked c+h comic in the last panel I could just look through the figure like through a donut. Is it not foolproof nudity in this web comic series or have I missed something?

Knusper, in Random 12-9-2019

Lightbulbs spying isn’t actually that unlikely anymore…

ImplyingImplications,

Hey Google, is it true that the lights are spying on us?

esc27, in 3 January 2023

I think this is the first time I’ve seen avatar mentioned in nearly a year. Weird how a movie series that popular generates so little discussion.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

I mean, a lot of people spent a lot of time discussing the first one, it just boiled down to

“It’s sci-fi Dances With Wolves, and it made a load of money.”

The sequel is the same thing, but with whales and even more explicit environmentalism/anti-colonialism

All of the social criticism is correct, but, like, do something about it, billionaire filmmaker? The discussion time is over.

can,

And some people can talk at length about an aspect of the franchise (?) that isn’t even a movie.

VindictiveJudge,
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“It’s sci-fi Dances With Wolves, and it made a load of money.”

Sci-fi Pocahontas is more accurate, but yeah, there’s just not much to talk about beyond the effects.

Igloojoe,

I always heard it was fern gully remake.

Gork,

It’s because the movie is entirely about people of color (blue)

NoIWontPickaName,

Nah, it’s because the dirty liberals changed them from their original skin color.

Viking_Hippie,

Which was a sort of greenish yellow-purple.

NoIWontPickaName,

No, I mean the originally 1991

Viking_Hippie,

A grungy sort of beige plaid?

NoIWontPickaName,

Kinda yeah

hakunawazo,

Yes, blue environmentalists who live in the woods.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b6c5632d-e232-4ca5-8f46-e083f7d9cc4c.jpeg

Melt,

I guess it didn’t make any meme material?

dream_weasel,

Probably because it wasn’t any good? I couldn’t even get 20 minutes into my rental to get to the plot.

CaptnNMorgan,

I saw it in IMAX 3D when it came out because I knew I wouldn’t be able to enjoy it at all at home. I was fighting sleep the entire last half, I kept waking up seeing something I thought was cool and trying to stay awake, but I still slept through most of the last ACT

variants,

After i watched the first one there’s no way im going to sit through another 4 parts

rambaroo,

It was the same with the first one. No one talked about it at all after it left theaters. I’ll never understand how these movies were such big hits.

soggy_kitty,

“no one talked about it at all”

I’ve been parts of discussions about the movie, and we’re also in one now.

No need for hyperboles

MBM,

Yellowstone is an incredibly popular series but it’s not really talked about either online

BackOnMyBS, in 21 January 2024
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

Holy shitfuck, this weather fuckin’ slaps ass.

omg, how funny! who talks like that?? I was even confused wondering if they were they liked the weather or not.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

who talks like that??

The youth

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

awww, beans. i finally got called old 👴

Baku,

I am “youth” (I think), and I don’t speak like that, at least 95% of the time

Fixbeat, in 21 January 2024

I’m not sure how to feel about I fvcked your mom jokes.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Your mom’s cool with them. She told me so while we fucked.

umbrella, in Random 3 November 2007
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

I dont get it, am I dumb?

zurchpet, (edited )
@zurchpet@lemmy.ml avatar

Took me a while too.

The key is. After what he said he can see over their lowered heads to the board he could not see before.

LurkyTurky, in Random 3 November 2007

Idgi

Sylocule,

He can’t see the board. After he says what he does they all drop their heads and he can see the board

Soulg,

He’s purposefully vague so that every girl thinks he’s calling her ugly and they get sad and put their head down

LurkyTurky,

Thank you cipher

Pissnpink, in 19 January 2024

Is c&h just using ai to wrote their jokes now, or have they always been this lazy?

exocrinous,

They’ve always been mostly shit with a few good ones. Cheap jokes.

wreckedcarzz, in 20 January 2024
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

brb trying to figure out how to masturbate using my back to complete the transition

A_Very_Big_Fan,

Portals

assassinatedbyCIA, in 20 January 2024

I thought it was going to go somewhere along the lines of the son saying ‘so is that why theres hair on your lip’ to the dad.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

That would have been a much better response :p

Kurkiaurajuusto, in 16 January 2024

Oh no, comic known for being offensive is being offensive

XTornado,

Offensive? I wouldn’t call it offensive. If I would call it anything it would be not very funny, it’s at the level of fart humor I would say.

Amir,
@Amir@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s not offensive it’s so watered down that it’s something I’d expect from facebook boomers

itsnicodegallo,

I don’t think the problem is simply that it’s offensive. It’s that it’s not even funny.

Pissnpink,

Kinda lazy really. No subversion, just a bland joke.

jordanlund, in 17 January 2024
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar
valen,
@valen@lemmy.world avatar

What a comedian

jubejube, in 16 January 2024

PSA to those offended. Being fat is not okay. Big Pharma would love us all to be though so we can be riddled with disease for life. Literal cash “cows”. Trim up people so we can trim down pharmas draining of our pocketbooks.

wander1236, (edited )
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

Getting an infection also isn’t okay, but you don’t generally make fun of someone because they have one.

Cold_Brew_Enema,

Yeah this doesn’t work at all. Being obese is 100% on the person. Anyone who doesn’t want to be obese can be with effort, but it is far easier to just be obese.

Psychodelic,

[CITATION NEEDED]

jubejube,

Those predecessors to an infection aren’t comparable to the gradual onset of obesity. I believe we should all be able to laugh, even at ourselves. This doesn’t single anyone out for ridicule.

Kolanaki,
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What if they have one because they refuse to wear a mask during a global pandemic while also refusing to get vaccinated?

weeahnn, (edited )
@weeahnn@lemmy.world avatar

Being fat is not okay.

I’d mostly agree. People can’t seem to wrap their heads around the fact that being fat can increase the likelihood of all kinds of nasty things like heightened blood pressure, difficulty breathing, difficulty moving, mental health problems, and a whole lot of other things.

It’s one thing to be fat, and it’s another thing to not try to change that. Good thing that facts don’t care about feelings.

Omegalul imagine downvoting facts.

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