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bandario, in 23 October 2023
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The orb of truth!

mo_lave, in 23 October 2023

His dad is the Pringles guy!

MrJameGumb, in Random 2-16-2009
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A few seconds? Y’all wolf down full meals in just a few seconds? That sounds dangerous lol

agent_flounder,
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Best stay behind the yellow line during feeding hours

Sabre363,

Technically, minutes are composed of a few seconds.

MrJameGumb,
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So if you spend 30 minutes eating dinner you would instead say that you had spent 1800 seconds eating, and you consider that to be “a few seconds”?

EtherWhack,
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Well it’s more than a couple

EmoDuck,

All of existence, from the big bang to the quiet heat death of the universe only lasts a few seconds?

Sabre363,

Quite a few seconds, yes.

odium,

Also y’all are remembering everything you cook for your whole life?

MrJameGumb,
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“I did a curry once back in 2003. I still dream about it nightly”

agent_flounder,
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I try to forget it

son_named_bort, in Random 2-16-2009

Is this loss?

TheImpressiveX, in Random 2-16-2009
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Was this part of Depressing Comics Week?

AnUnusualRelic, in Random 2-16-2009
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You can post your favourite stillbirth recipes in the comments

dhtseany, in 24 October 2023

What’s up with these guys lately making weird comics that don’t make sense?

ladicius,

Is there anything making sense at all?

dhtseany,

WarmSoda,

This makes sense. Do you not understand abstract thinking?

dhtseany,

I guess not

CyanFen,

They’ve definitely gotten edgier

Castigant,

It makes sense, this is essentially just a play on words/phrases, on “soup of the day” and “lady of the night” (which is a euphemism for prostitute)

mycatiskai,

“Soup of the day” is a euphemism for scraps and leftovers that are about to spoil that got boiled in a stockpot since last night.

dhtseany,

That’s what I thought too, “ladies of the night” is a bit of a stretch

JudahBenHur, in 24 October 2023

this is terrible

FMT99, in Buy Prescription Medication from an Online Pharmacy

I’d rather not.

designatedhacker, in 25 October 2023

Just use a hot tub. *Not actual family planning advice.

fckreddit, in 25 October 2023

Just develop a shitty personality like mine and you are effectively sterile…

lugal, in 27 October 2023

2meirl4meirl

ForestOrca, in 28 October 2023
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:-(

pastermil, in 28 October 2023

Shii…

Aurenkin, in 28 October 2023

Plot twist: grandma recognised them all but didn’t want to get them in trouble.

Steeve,

A real g-ma

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