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Cold_Brew_Enema, in 20 December 2023

That’s good

mosiacmango, in 20 December 2023

Turning coal into coalinade.

SatansMaggotyCumFart, in 18 December 2023

Hehehe… herpes.

Maruki_Hurakami, in 18 December 2023

The gift that keeps on giving!

MajorHavoc, in Random 23 January 2006

His butt is a laser!

Took me a minute. I’m proud I figured that out on my own.

aeronmelon, in 17 December 2023

This is why I love the movie Elf. It shows elves making brand-name toys and learning how to build current-gen graphics processors for electronics that get requested.

eestileib, in 17 December 2023

My son fucking LOVED his wooden train sets, we got a ton of time in on those.

dabaldeagul,
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I used to have a cubic meter (ish) box filled with train tracks and trains, those were the times…

baggins, in 17 December 2023

Alternative version of this is the elves working 16 hour shifts in an electronics sweatshop building the PS5s

aeronmelon,

Santa’s Workshop is Mainland China.

baggins, in 16 December 2023

Are those piss jugs and pizza

Cold_Brew_Enema,

I thought that was the anarchists cookbook

MrJollyLivesNextdoor,

Way of the road Bubs.

pleb_maximus, in 15 December 2023

I know Frosty, I know.

Zink, in 16 December 2023
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Professional degeneracy

logicbomb, in 15 December 2023

A scarf doesn’t create heat. It only holds it in. So, this comic is even more disturbing than it seems, because Frosty must have an internal source of heat that’s slowly, inevitably melting him away… It’s just occurred to me that this is analogous to the human aging process.

skydivekingair,

Or the hair dryer he requested is the source of heat and he knows the scarf will help accelerate that process?

usualsuspect191,

The scarf would protect him from the heat from the dryer if anything

stevestevesteve, in 15 December 2023

Scarfs and clothing in general are thought of as warmth-bringing but they only reflect our own heat back at us - they’re insulating. In Frosty’s case the scarf would insulate him from rising external temperatures and keep him cold longer.

Webcomic DEBUNKED. NOT SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE!

skydivekingair,

He’s asking for a hair dryer, so wouldn’t the scarf hold some of the warm air that bounces off his melting ice flesh as he uses the dryer?

0ops,

If anything the scarf would block that heat in the first place. Think keeping your water bottle under a coat in a hot car to keep it cool

starman2112,

I used to keep a white towel over the 24 packs of water I kept in my back seat, that really does work. 100°F outside, water is still a crisp 72°

0ops,

I had an old, ratty denim Dickies coat with thick insulation that probably weighed six or seven pounds. I’d throw it over a few water bottles on the floor or the seat, and they’d still be cool when the ones exposed in the backseat were warm, almost hot. Seriously, I had better luck with that coat than I had with coolers without ice.

WarmSoda,

Whatever else happens today, know that you won.

NocturnalMorning, (edited )

Wow, way to ruin christmas John… Everybody knows Frosty has problems keeping cold. Don’t judge him for his choices.

hakunawazo, in 7 August 2023
hakunawazo, in 21 August 2023
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