havokdj,

Dommy mommy be like:

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E,

To be fair rabbits will be obsessed over pretty much anything, it doesn’t even have tp be alive

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'Tiny Rabbit Is Obsessed With Giant Girlfriend Who’s 4 Times His Size

‘“I think he knows she’ll protect him.”’

Below the text is a photo of a large brown hare laying on cream-coloured linoleum against the mirrored door of a wardrobe, with a much smaller brown rabbit laying close against the hare’s side. A stuffed bear can be seen laying on the ground in the reflection behind the two leporids.

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doktorseven,

I like big bunns and I cannot lie…

irish_link,

“… need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.”

ininewcrow,
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Classic Irish

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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That rabbit's name? Spicy McHaggis

bazus1,

Protection nuthin’ - He’s lovin that snu-snu.

Buffman,

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

The_Picard_Maneuver,

He never thought he’d die this way, but he’d always really hoped.

qooqie,

I met one tall woman who was just completely beautiful and ever since I have a thing for tall women. The problem was finding a tall woman who didn’t mind dating someone shorter than her

NewAgeOldPerson,

They exist… I’m 5’10"’ and I have dated 6’ and over. It’s only weird if the parties involved make it weird.

rmuk, (edited )

That’s fine, I Iike it wierd.

lightnsfw,

I’m 5’3 and dated a 5’10 girl for a while. She did eventually cheat on me though.

Ethicsg,

5’7" dated a 6’4" woman who eventually cheated on me. Although I blame my Morrowind addiction at the time.

lightnsfw,

Morrowind addiction is kinda worth it though.

PP_BOY_,
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Does anyone have any tips on getting a 24’ tall girlfriend?

LordOfTheChia, (edited )

Depends, do you have an abnormally large head and psychic powers?

Fuck_u_spez_,

For some reason I read that as 24" and was briefly very concerned.

slazer2au,

The Netherlands.

raubarno,

7.20 m tall? You gotta be dating a statue…

FlihpFlorp,

Well they do say the rabbits small so maybe you just need an average height GF and you’re the small one. It also says she’s giant so maybe it’s a little bit of both you been small her being big

machin_shin,

Dude, you’re disappointing enough to normal sized women.

GBU_28,

Source?

daemoz,

Your mom

GBU_28,

Big, if true.

ArmokGoB,

Amazon

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