Daxtron2,

Dad’s scalp is a room temperature superconductor

XTornado,

Idk… If feel we need more than a picture, let’s wait for the big labs to recreate it and we will see.

JustinAngel,

Nero has entered the chat

niktemadur,

In true dad joke fashion, he should say: I’m not just regular ol’ cool dad… I’m supercool dad!

ButWhatDoesItAllMean,
The_Picard_Maneuver,

Look at the flowing mane on that man!

Ghostalmedia, (edited )
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This is a phenomenon known as quantum locking. Since bald men don’t have hair to keep their heads warm, their heads can get really cold and act like a super conductor. The bottle cap can levitate and lock into position because any change in positioning would change the flux lines and disturb the state of superconductivity.

Dkarma,

False, this is obviously a lensing effect like when satellites look at black holes.

Cethin,

It’s cool that he put iron filings on his head to visualize the magnetic lines for the picture too.

Ghostalmedia,
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A true man of science.

salvaria,

My fat ass thought that was a Reeses lmao

Ghostalmedia,
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One’s ass can quantum lock onto a rascal scooter if enough Reese’s are consumed.

runswithjedi,

Are we sure it isn’t magnets? Any chip implants? Telekinesis?

Imgonnatrythis,

This is what happens when you get the covid shot in the head?

ma11en,

Invents anti-gravity system to cover the fact he’s bald!

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