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SnokenKeekaGuard, in Anon does a little trolling
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That’s just sad

Yax, in ♫♪♫♪ The Day My Waymo Said Goodbye ♫♪♫♪

Why wait?

(Verse 1) Sitting in the cab of my old pickup truck, Memories rollin’ by, like the miles we used to clock. Drove through the sunset, with you by my side, Never thought a metal heart could take me for a ride.

(Chorus) We were a highway love, wind in our hair, Haulin’ dreams together, an inseparable pair. But now you’re gone, and it’s just my luck, My darlin’ left me, a self-driving truck.

(Verse 2) We hauled our troubles down those lonesome roads, Your engine hummed the tunes, while our story unfolds. Loaded up with laughter, and baggage too, Little did I know, you had a route of your own to pursue.

(Chorus) We were a highway love, wind in our hair, Haulin’ dreams together, an inseparable pair. But now you’re gone, and it’s just my luck, My darlin’ left me, a self-driving truck.

(Bridge) I miss the way your headlights cut through the night, The hum of your engine, our rhythm just right. But now the road is empty, just echoes of our song, You found a new destination, I guess I got it wrong.

(Verse 3) We parked under stars, shared secrets in the dark, But now it’s just silence, an abandoned truck stop. I’m left with memories, and a tank full of regret, A self-driving heartbreak, I’ll never forget.

(Chorus) We were a highway love, wind in our hair, Haulin’ dreams together, an inseparable pair. But now you’re gone, and it’s just my luck, My darlin’ left me, a self-driving truck.

(Outro) So here I am, parked on this lonely track, Wishing you’d come back, but you won’t look back. You rolled away, with gears that don’t feel, Left me stranded, at the crossroads of steel.

Hiro8811,

Holly shit. This is gold

FunderPants, (edited )

Not enough beer or dead wives. It gets no play on clear channel.

(Just kidding, that’s pretty good)

PeleSpirit,
Catoblepas,

Aren’t you going to credit ChatGPT?

AVincentInSpace, in Hey, the A.I said it not me.

So Greta Thunberg and a European guy having his mugshot taken

sarmale, in "Your mom's a highly sophisticated interlocking brick system."

When heared interlocking I though of the train thing lol

jtk, in Slippery moisssstttt
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:face_laughing_and_disgusted_and_slightly_aroused_and_confused_by_the_feeling:

creditCrazy, in Romance ain't dead
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Did glados write this

someguy3,

Seeing as Glados tried to murder Chell, I can’t see that as love.

AngryCommieKender,

GLaDOS doesn’t love or hate. She just wants you gone.

youtu.be/dVVZaZ8yO6o?si=f23kIPmrrR2be8_T

Aux, in Admit it, you have long dreamed of such hosting.

You can do a lot with static site generators and offloading all images to a free CDN. 50 megs is suddenly a good deal!

0x4E4F,

Yeah, you can use it for a blog or something, just don’t put anything on the host.

Than again, there’s blogspot…

sarmale, in Wretched souls

Most uncanny valley ever

PerogiBoi, in It's like everyday
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This is me when I sleep or lie down but the nostril wall never comes down 😭

MissJinx,
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No joke my doctor told me I should whash my sinis everyday before bed and told me to buy a specific bottle that makes it easier and safer, I did and OMG, life changing!! Just don’t wash your sinus with regular water please!

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

Is it a netti pot? I’ve seen those but snorting a teapot with water seemed extreme to me but I know nothing about it 🤪

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

no no, it’s like the photo bellow. My doctor recomended because there is a button that allows the water to go on the necessary speed only, that way it doesn’t allow water to go to your ears and give you an infection.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/639aec12-73ba-4669-ab3d-52505d25815c.jpeg

andrewta, (edited )

Never use tap water it has combined chlorine it (at least where I live it does)

Probably better if you just use Johnny Walker Blue Label

Edit : source of how I know the tap water has combined chlorine… My brother has the testing equipment because he takes care of a swimming pool.

Faresh,

Everytime I hear someone mention sinus, I get confused about what that is. Wikipedia says it’s airpockets surrounding the nose. I don’t feel anything besides fat and bone when I press down around my nose. Are they inside the skull? How do you access them?

MissJinx,
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Yes they are air pockets inside the skull, that’s why when you clean it you can just push water through one nostril and it will come out on the other, because it fills the sinus. Also, sometimes you can feel you teeth too sensitive because you have something on the sinus above them

Like this

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/063d7013-b39b-4854-afd9-10964c27450a.png

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

Whoa. Sensitive teeth thing was something I felt a few days ago and it was really strange. Like in my top gums. Bodies are wiiiiild

obinice,
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You gotta swap out your nostrils for yestrils

Geek_King,

A++, would chortle again.

obinice,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you, you made me smile :-)

CileTheSane, (edited )
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This is me when I sleep or lie down but the nostril wall never comes down 😭

Nostrils, when the walls fell.

Apeman42,
@Apeman42@lemmy.world avatar

Vicks, his sinuses OPEN!

zenbhang,

Haha I actually brought this up in my comment to OP, but do you find that you have this clogged nose in hotels or other places?

If not, and you notice it just at home you may be allergic to dust mites.

I bought dust mite bed covers, pillow covers, and spray and applied them after washing my original bed sheets and pillow covers.

Immediately that day I stopped having a clogged nose in bed.

I’d been suffering all my life thinking it was normal to have a clogged nose in bed lol, turns out I had an allergy.

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

Hmmm. This sounds promising. I notice that when I go on vacation and sleep overnight somewhere I usually don’t have any problems. Figured it was an allergen in the house but wasn’t sure what. I’ll take a further look into this. Thanks :)

I_Miss_Daniel,

🎵Well they blew the horn… 🎵

FlyingSquid, in Tehc
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My daughter never closes tabs. It’s infuriating. I’m doing online school with her and I have to constantly tell her to close tabs. “You don’t need to keep that O. Henry story tab open anymore. You didn’t even like it.”

dual_sport_dork,
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Stop me if you’ve heard this before: “But if I need it again later it’ll be goooooone…!”

Today we’re going to teach you all about bookmarks.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Not even that. She just doesn’t care.

Imgonnatrythis,

Kids! Amiright?!

Laticauda, (edited )

I have that issue myself but I just use an add on or extension that unloads the tab when I’m not using it, or something like one tab where I can store tabs indefinitely “just in case” and ease my tab hoarding mind. Cause I don’t wanna bookmark the tabs, I prefer to use bookmarks for important links or ones I revisit regularly, I just often don’t know if I might need a tab one more time again in the future, or might plan to go back to it eventually, so I need a different method to manage it.

eager_eagle, in Between bros
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RIP OP

kewwwi, in Wretched souls
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if mayonaise was a person

Atomfist, in Wretched souls
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This is someone that thinks mayonnaise is too spicy and makes super bland ass potato salad that uses raisins for spice

Ardiente, in It's like everyday

Fuck this post made me remember I was on automatic breathing and switched to manual, fuck

pirat,

Your comment did that to me.

FQQD, in Beardy bois

I love when they do this ^^

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