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Tylerdurdon, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

This is actually directions for a sledding competition. Your shit better be lit for the judging!

TheRealLinga, in Same.

Come on people, that’s a pussy with teeth

ryannathans, in Expecting a new baby?

Kid is gonna think he’s goku

qarbone, (edited ) in Slow dripping my meme stash

I’ll remember this for when I’m forced to apply to wait tables in order to stave off deeper poverty. Just a few more months.

RIP_Cheems, in Who here wants radiation?
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OH BOY, WHAT DO I GET?

burgermeister, in A genre of Country Music...

Here’s a better one:

Title: Cosmic Blues on a Starry Trail

(Verse 1)
Out on the edge of the Milky Way’s glow,
Lived a billionaire with a heart turned to stone.
Forty billion stars in his name,
But in the cosmic dust, they just faded away.

(Chorus)
He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
In the black hole where his heart used to be.
A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
Now he’s singing this lonesome interstellar song.

(Verse 2)
He built his dreams on Martian sands,
A titan’s castle in the stars’ expanse.
But what’s a kingdom with no queen or heir?
Just a lonely throne in the cold, silent air.

(Chorus)
He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
In the black hole where his heart used to be.
A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
Now he’s singing this lonesome interstellar song.

(Bridge)
Under the glow of a distant sun,
He wonders what he’s really won.
Forty billion stars don’t shine,
Like the love he lost in another time.

(Verse 3)
In the taverns of a spaceport town,
He drinks to memories that swirl around.
A family photo, a fading trace,
Of the life that vanished in space.

(Chorus)
He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
In the black hole where his heart used to be.
A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
Now he’s singing this lonesome interstellar song.

(Outro)
So here’s to the man with everything,
Whose tears are hidden beneath his wings.
In the silence of space, he’s left to roam,
A billionaire wandering far from home.

GrammatonCleric, in Same.
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All I see is two elephants fucking

Mr_Fish, in * scroll *

When the computer freezes, it’s Hammerfell them Oblivion.

reddit_sux, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

I felt it was the second man flashing which caused the first man to laugh so hard that he caught on fire.

rem26_art, (edited ) in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.
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instructions unclear: threw a desk on my burning colleague and now they're not moving anymore

EDIT: the desk is on fire now too

owenfromcanada, in Singular
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lowleveldata, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

he’s having a erection so hard that it burns

NicestDicerest, (edited ) in Lego bridge

thats in Wuppertal, Germany

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, (edited ) in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.
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"In the event that your luge catches fire, please proceed directly to the help desk."

STRIKINGdebate2, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.
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It looks like he is lifting the desk up and shagging it while his victim looks on in horror. An ultimate expression of power.

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