gedaliyah,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Ranger: It’s terrible! Murder victims are getting lured to our park and their bodies dumped! We have to do something!

Sign maker: I got you fam.

jimmydoreisalefty,

Environmentally conscious.

They might have seen them litter? /s

jupyter_rain,
@jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

And the person even recognized that most humans remains aren’t environmental-friendly enough to be left in the wild…How nice!

Xin_shill,

What if you remove all the belongings, the body should be fine for the animals eh. Unless we are just too full of microplastics

jupyter_rain,
@jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Not only microplastics. Some people are taking medication which would not be safe or have Implants.

BottleOfAlkahest,

So what should I do with my bodies then? I don’t want to just send more stuff to landfills

jupyter_rain,
@jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Re… Recycling?

Czarb,

Let me begin. I came to win. Battle me, that’s a sin.

milicent_bystandr,

You’re missing the mysterious emergence of a car. C’mon, guys, you’re smarter than this: Obviously one or both of the hikers is a transformer.

lugal,

Calm down, the bag in the second picture is bigger than it appears. It’s all fine

slugo,

What did the green man do to the two tan men?

ceenote,

A hate crime

SpaceNoodle,

Don’t worry, they packed them out.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t see the problem, aren’t you supposed to drop off your murder victims in the forest?

hglman,

You still need to pack out that trash of a human you killed.

hakunawazo,

That reminds me of the dark joke:
A psycho walks into the woods with a woman by the hand. The moon is barely shining and it’s so dark that you can’t see your hand in close distance. There’s cracking and rustling everywhere. The woman mumbles: “It’s really scary here.” The man says: “What can I say, I’ll have to walk back all by myself later.”

vonxylofon,

Did they f*cking stutter?

ARk, (edited )

what does that mean when the eyes(?) go greater than

Melt,

It’s the eyes popping forward

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I always thought it was the “shifty eyes” look.

ARk,

is that a nose?

hikikoma,

zoomie pls…

bitwolf,

And the red garbage bag in the trunk!

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