boss: so ur resumes just a frog doing sick unicycle tricks?
me: ya, dat boi is me
boss: (under breath) o shit waddup
[*An image of two people in the workplace with a 9gag and shutterstock watermark. One person is sitting across the table. The other person is holding a folder with a paper inside. An picture of Kermit the frog on a unicycle is shown on the paper.