And yet I have to listen to my uncle rant and rave about immigrants and pretend it's okay.
Narrrz, pay some prostitutes to come to your thanksgiving dinner and debate your uncle on his ideas about immigrants.
Kolanaki, 
I don’t think Jesus asked the prostitutes to give him handies under the dinner table.
redcalcium, The key differences here is “inviting” vs “paying”.
PatFussy, Its because you are the prostitute your uncle brought and everyone hates +1s
JasonHears, Oh shit. Maybe Donald Trump is the next messiah.
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Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with him and he’s the light of the world, I do it and I’m “making Thanksgiving awkward.”
Yearly1845, At least it’s just your uncle. I have to listen to my dad bitch and moan about how many muslims he saw today while he’s fucking me.
josefo, It’s Thanksgiving dumbass, prostitutes have no place there, that’s for Christmas. You should bring a Native American to true honor the tradition. If he or she happens to be a prostitute, or you have enough trust, ensure a very loud fuck that night, and please keep yelling “thanks for this” so everyone knows you are thankful.
Jeez, some people just mix shit up
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