dab,
@dab@lemmy.world avatar

I’d take the Jeep, two man tent, German Shepard, and CB radio. Might as well go on a roadtrip and treat the zombie outbreak like one long vacation.

smuuthbrane,
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

Katana, machete, axe, and body armor so I don’t kill myself with all these implements of cutting and hacking.

EatYouWell, (edited )

Body armor - protection against bites Crossbow - silent weapon, semi unlimited ammo, hunting Machete - good weapon/tool Fire axe - for looting abandoned buildings/emergency escapes.

Then I’d head off into the woods and start building a tree house.

Parachute cord should really be on the list, though.

SeeMinusMinus,
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar
  • Water purifier because I need water!!!
  • first aid kit because not having a first aid kit is a very stupid idea
  • flashlight because I will need to find my way through the many empty building and shit
  • machete because it is quite useful as both a tool and weapon
barttier,
@barttier@feddit.de avatar
  1. Flashlight - to find my shotgun in the dark.
  2. Shotgun - Im going to cobain me out of this shit
Valmond,

2 picks gang!

Machete & motorbike.

Shiggles,

Don’t forget the video camera to film it, then you can pick one item of your choice to be your loot drop for finding the set piece you just made in a left4dead level.

KISSmyOS,

I’ll take a foldable solar panel, a tablet PC with its entire storage full of porn, and the dog.
Everything else I need I’ll trade in exchange for a half hour in my dog-guarded porn booth.

barttier,
@barttier@feddit.de avatar

Phew. For a second I was concerned for the dog. The internet is a dark place

0x4E4F,

Yeah, I was wondering why there was no peanut butter in the mix 🤣.

BluesF,

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Gingerlegs,

It’s…your dog!

SeeMinusMinus,
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

You could instead have a solar panel, light laptop with lots of nudes, and a printer. Source out the ink and paper from office buildings and trade nudes for stuff.

KISSmyOS,

For that, I’d have to go into office buildings regularly, and they were full of zombies even before the apocalypse.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, (edited )
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Solar panel’s not on there.

NO PORN FOR YOU. OFF TO HORNY JAIL WITH YOU.

KISSmyOS,

I know. So I take the dog and the Jeep x3, and sell the three Jeeps to some idiots while the gas still isn’t spoiled.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Katana - because katana

First aid kit - for accidental cuts from katana

Flashlight - to see how much I’m bleeding

Two-man tent - place to swing katana in a way that will end up cutting me

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