Trappedmunk
SnokenKeekaGuard, 
And then use it to make pancakes for their wife every morning until confronted about it one day, the revelation leading to a divorce.
FunderPants, Drowning in custard is not a good way to go out.
FlyingSquid, (edited ) 
Dude. Don’t trap the least annoying Chipmunk first.
Edit: For fuck’s sake, now I have the theme song to the 80s cartoon stuck in my head. Thanks, OP.
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