prettydarknwild,
@prettydarknwild@lemmy.world avatar

🚩

feedum_sneedson,

“but she withholds affection and makes me feel like shit”

victorz,

Is this your situation?

feedum_sneedson,

Usually!

victorz,

Hope you find somebody that gives you affection and doesn’t treat you like shit, soon! If that’s what you want, that is… Take care, friend.

feedum_sneedson,

Cheers mate, I hope so too.

blanketswithsmallpox,
Asafum, (edited )

I can’t believe there was a time when I didn’t know he existed. He’s absolutely hilarious! Mixed messages is also a great one lol

Pinklink,

I can fix her.

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

Instructions?

MightyGalhupo,

1- Be an anime protagonist 2- ??? 3- She’s fixed

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks. Step 2 especially was the most helpful. Performing ??? was very helpful in fixing my imaginary anime gf.

MightyGalhupo,

No problem, happy to help. ??? is my favorite step too.

acceptable_humor,

You would usually think ??? should come before ??? But when you put it like this it really makes sense

MightyGalhupo,

Yea, by the way, I forgot but while doing ??? use a ???. Very important.

NaoPb, (edited )

Sounds familiar. I’ve decided to stay alone from now on. All the drama is just not worth it.

Sorgan71,

I like it when they are mentally unstable and own mutliple guns with their serial numbers filed off.

MightyGalhupo,

Especially if they wear suits or military uniforms constantly

ZILtoid1991,
@ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

What is the context behind her?

Sorgan71,
MightyGalhupo,

Better, anime pornography

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

ITS A TRAP BROTHER, RESIST THE DEMON. BEGONE FOUL LICH!!!

HipsterTenZero,
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

RED FLAGS NEED LOVE TOO

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

NOT WHEN THEY TRY TO EAT YOUR SOUL. FIGHT IT BROTHER, FIGHT IT.

gmtom,

Doesn’t even have to make me feel good. I just need attention, even if all she does is verbally abuse me.

Pelicanen,

If this isn’t a fetish, I can assure you that it’s not worth it. Get some friends, a hobby, a bodypillow, and some ethically sourced porn, it’ll save you both your money and your sanity.

gmtom,

I have lots of good freinds and plenty of hobbies.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

hug

Seek help, my friend.

TseseJuer,

indeed

gmtom,

No

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Trust me, run!

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