When you've been in the pool a little too long...
Mr_Dr_Oink, My wife said to me once, in the changing rooms after swimming, you’ve lost your penis.
I, being perfectly secure about my dong, cried in the corner for an hour before refusing to speak to her till she got me mcdonalds.
TheBlue22, Fucking A brother
I too am perfectly secure about my apparatus and not cry when gf makes a joke sometimes
son_named_bort, I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.
iamericandre, It shrinks?
Tedesche, Yes. Female?
BeigeAgenda, 
Yes, if it gets shy/cold enough it can end up as an innie, cycling can also trigger it.
Bonehead, Like a frightened turtle!
chromeo, I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.
Thorry84,
can,
hackris, Chastity anyone?
Thcdenton, Yup. Like a stack of buttons
kusivittula, i can relate. and i usually accelerate until i can shift to 2nd before i present my shifter to anyone.
plactagonic, When friends ask me how cold is water I usually answer “Cold about 3cm cold” or something like that.
PP_BOY_, (edited ) 
I’ve heard of a short throw, but this is ridiculous
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