Wogi,

I am a tool and die maker and I affirm that heart attacks are caused by tiny, airborne sharks that sound exactly like Steven Crowder on helium. When you breathe them in they go to your heart and literally attack it.

blahsay,

John Davis is the secretary of the flat earth society*

  • And has taken idiocy to previously undreampt heights
Thcdenton,

Do the little people have pointy hats?

victorz,

At least he used “affirm” rather than “confirm”.

aggelalex,

I’m a computer engineer. Don’t trust us guys.

elephantium,
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